Sorry ladies, this ones for the boys, but I'll do a Zardy x fem!reader for y'all later. For now y'all just pretend I guess ;w; Also things might get ehm.... nsfw-ish so enjoy I guess lol?
You were staring outside thinking about Zardy as you washed the bowl you ate zesty ranch flavored veggie straws out of. You put it on the rack to dry and thought more about your crush so you went outside to walk to his corn maze. As soon as you stepped out into the open where all above you is sky, it started to rain.
"Dammit." You cussed. Guess it's time to snuggle up on the couch and play Smash Ultimate on the switch.
You sat down but decided to draw Zardy in a sketchbook instead of playing video games. You remembered that it's raining, so you turn on the tv to look at the weather radar.
"Guess I won't visit Zardy at all today or probably even tomorrow." You frowned as you drew Zardy in a sexy pose then thinking hehe why don't I draw him shirtless oooh. So you spent time thinking whether you should draw him with abs or not. Then after you finished drawing his head and shoulders and got a basic sketch of the outline of his body, someone knocked on the front door. You were not expecting anyone, so maybe someone was getting soaked!
"JUST A MINUTE I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!!!!!!" You yelled in the direction of the door as you got up and wondered who the hell was there. You were very surprised as you opened the door to see the 7 foot tall scarecrow standing in front of you on your porch.
"Howdy, y/n." He said, smiling even though he was soaking wet.
"HOW THE HELL-" you were scared but decided to breathe deeply to hide the anger and fear. "Please come in you're soaking wet!"
You both wandered to the bathroom.
"Zardy please step over here." You gestured for him to step in the shower as you plugged in two hair dryers. "This may get a little bit hot, is that ok?"
"Sure. What are you doing?" He asked.
"Drying you out."
"Oh yeah that makes sense."
"How did you get here?"
"I walked."
"Aaaannnnddd how did you know where I live?"
"Dude I walked you home the first day we met after your crazy ex girlfriend insisted I don't kill you and instead bring you back home to her. Remember that?" He laughed.
"Oh lol yeah." You laughed with him as you turned off the hair dryers and put them back.
"I feel warm and dry now, thank you. It feels cozy." He said as he hugged himself. You thought he looked cute when he did that.
"No problem. So uh you wanna stay the night?"
"I guess I have no choice, huh! The rain's pouring really hard. Plus I just saw lightning." He said. You heard a loud boom.
"Guess it's a big thunderstorm huh." You said.
"Yeah. I wonder how bad it will get." Zardy added.
"Let's sit down and watch something else." You suggested as you sat on the couch next to Zardy and picked up your sketchbook. You glanced at Zardy from time to time so you could draw him accurately. You started staring at him longer than all the previous times. He looked back at you because he thought you were looking at him. (Welp he was right lol).
"Whatcha lookin at me for?" He narrowed his eyes.
"Nothing....Um....." you brought your eyes back to the sketchbook.
"What're you doing?" Zardy looked at you with your nose in the book to hide your face since you were embarrassed.
"Uhh.....drawing..."
"Can I see?"
"No...uh....I haven't finished it yet."
You went back to drawing Zardy without a shirt on. You still couldn't decide what he looks like under his shirt so you had an idea.
"Zardy don't you feel uncomfortable in those clothes?" You asked.
"No not really."
"Oh. I still think my oversized hoodie might look good on you." You looked at him and smiled.
"Oh alright. I'll try it on." He stood up and followed you to your room.
You handed him the hoodie. "Uh do you really care about- oh damn I'm an idiot for asking this of course you do." You said. Guess the plan won't work.
"Care about what? You seeing me without a shirt on? Nah. We're both guys." He shrugs.
You smiled. Ah yes the plan will work. He took his shirt off. OH GOD FRICKEN DAMMIT HES HOT. You thought as you looked at him with wide eyes. You noticed heat creep up to your face. He put the hoodie on.
"Awww I was right you look cute! And the sleeves are a little long too." You said. Zardy blushed.
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Am NoT!"
"No, you look adorable in my hoodie."
"No I don't."
"Yes you do."
"No I do not-" you interrupted him by putting a finger on his stitched lips and shushing him.
"Hush. You look cute in the hoodie. Now let's go back to the living room, I figured out a great show to watch." You said as you pulled him out of your room by the wrist.
"What show are we going to watch?" Zardy asked.
"Oh, you'll see. Do you have a weak stomach?"
"No, I don't even have a gag reflex." He wiggled his "eyebrows" up and down and smirked.
"Oh are you suggesting something?"
"N-no! Ok maybe."
"Well anyway this show is going to get disgusting. Do you get emotional easily?"
"Eww, and no."
"Okay let's watch it."
Time skip sponsored by: the fact that this chapter will most likely be over 2000 words long ;-;
"Oh god that show was weird," Zardy said, "the lady down the street from me is like that."
"Gross." You said as you finished your drawing.
You thickened up the lines and fixed the placing of his feet. I don't really wanna show it to him... that would be a little bit too awkward for the both of us. You thought.
"So, are ya finished with that drawing yet?" Zardy asked.
Fuck.
"Y/n?"
"Uh...yeah?"
"Are you done with the drawing yet?"
"Yes..." you said. Oh shit I should've said no. You thought.
"Can I see it?"
"Umm....no." You said in a stubborn voice as you hugged the sketchbook tightly. You opened it to the page you drew Zardy on to look at it again. (Ok I drew it for you guys ;-;)