As Suzy continued to crawl, she eventually reached a pond.
"Ahh what better way to clear the excruciating pain in my penis than go for a swim"
And so she did. And she was happy, but not for long.
"AHHHHHH" "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" "BASTARDS"
Suzy looked down, and to her absolute horror, WERE TINY SALMON CHEWING AT HER BALLS! IT WAS A NIGHTMARE! Or was it...? For years she had been bullied over her sack, at least this would get rid of it once and for all. And so she let it happen. She let the tiny fish chew at her penis until It was no more. But the fish made a mistake. Once they thought they had chewed off the ballsack, they grabbed it and pulled it toward the bottom of the ocean where they lived. Only they haven't fully detached the sack. It was stick hanging on by a thread. So Suzy was pulled down with it. No scream, no shout, no noise could attract the attention of the salmon.
So Suzy drowned.
Bye bitches. And remember! Clean.your.balls!!!!!
