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Less than a week out from Christmas I spoke with Chrollo and started making calls. I would spend Christmas with him, then spend New Year's Eve with my family back home. After I would be going to the 288th Hunter Exam.

December 25th, 1999

Christmas with Chrollo was rather amusing in an unexpected way. 1) Chrollo likes reading and is generally quiet. 2) Shakespeare is among his favorite writers. 

3) He is willing to drink on the holidays

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3) He is willing to drink on the holidays. 4) He is an emotional drunk after the third bottle. 5) A drunk and somewhat lonely Chrollo will loudly sing Shakespearean Sonnets. 

6) I have a working phone

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6) I have a working phone. 7) It is capable of recording videos. 8) I am now an enabler to an adult who is providing excellent blackmail. 9) I now have blackmail he is unlikely to remember giving with how much he drank. 

10) I have Hisoka's and Illumi's phone numbers. 11) Hisoka is willing to share contact information of others if he is amused enough. 12) They and the current Spiders have seen something amazing. 13) Chrollo is going to try and get revenge later once he's back in contact with the troupe and realizes what I did. It will likely result in the prank war to end all Prank Wars! 

 It will likely result in the prank war to end all Prank Wars! 

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