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One time Ron and Harry got so drunk that out of the blue Ron shouted "I THINK IM PREGNANT!" and Harry and Ron spent the next hour picking out baby names and godparents. When Hermione and Ginny found them they were arguing over whether the child should be named "Wanker" or "Cocksucker".

Hermione and Ginny kept the alcohol away from the both of them for a week afterward.

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