A Collection of Murder Drones Fanfics

Uzi, but Smol

Inspired by art above.

An enraged V flew around aimlessly within the corpse spire while a miniature Uzi held onto her hair for dear life.

"Get the hell outta my hair you damn worker!"

"Bite me!"

*Record Scratch*

Heya, N here. Soooo, you're probably wondering how we got into this mess. 

Well, it all started when Uzi made a shrink way, I forgot why she made it but she was really proud of her invention. But then V decided to use it on Uzi for a prank and then a lot of things just went wrong from there.

30 Minutes Ago...

"Hey guys!" Uzi entered the disassembly drone pod with a peculiar weapon in hand. "Guess what I just made!"

"Is it a cooling device designed to keep us from overheating and dying?" N asked inquisitively. 

"N, I told you that's a work in progress." she responded blandly. "Aw."

"What I have in my hand, is a shrink ray!"

There was slow clapping that was obviously meant to mock the worker drone.

"Great, we get to make stuff tiny." V cheered sarcastically.

"Could you at least sound a little bit excited?" Uzi asked.

"Wooo."

"That's great V!" N cheered.

Uzi sighed before continuing. "Anyways, this I came to see if you guys have something to test it out on."

"Well, I know a few places with a couple large boulders to- V what are you doing?"

V walked up to Uzi, towering over her due to their different model height. She quickly took the ray gun out of Uzi's hand and and shot her with it.

N gasped in shock as light enveloped Uzi's frame and her body turned smaller and smaller with each second.

Once the light had subsided, Uzi was so small that she could fit on the palm of N's hand.

"Well well well, it does work."

Uzi was about to explode in anger, but N suddenly grabbed her and pulled her into a cuddle.

"Oh my gosh, Uzi you're so cute!"

The female worker drone tried to wiggle out of but it was to no avail.

"N, I swear to god if you don't shu-"

"You were already cute before, but now you're even cuter!"

Uzi paused for a moment before slightly blushing. "You think I'm cute?"

"Yep!" N answered cheerfully.

"Look V, she fits in the palm of my hand."

V looks at the shrunk worker drone intently before flicking her off N's palm with her fingers.

"Woah" she yelped before N caught her just in time.

Now enraged, Uzi jumped from N's palm to V's face and began to pummel away at her visor.

"Gah!"

Chaos soon ensued as we cut to an enraged V flying around aimlessly within the corpse spire while a miniature Uzi held onto her hair for dear life.

Soooo, that's what happened. They've been going at it for a while now. Maybe Uzi and I should've also disabled V's wings as well.