RICE PUDDING OR A PILE OF SHIT?

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A world with out color,the pain of not knowing what that pile on the floor is,is intense.

"FUCK MAN IS THAT RICE PUDDING OR SHIT"

"I DON'T KNOW"

"SOMEBODY SACRIFICE YOUR STOMACH AND EAT IT"

"BUT"

"DO IT WE NEED TO KNOW"!

"BUT NONE OF US LIKE RICE PUDDING"

"THEN YOU'LL BE LUCKY IF ITS SHIT"

*tries it*

"DUDE ITS MUSHY PEAS WTF"

"I DON'T EVEN LIKE MUSHY PEAS,AND WHO THE HELL DROPPED MUSHY PEAS"

*SOME RANDOM GUY PUTS HIS HAND UP"

"FOR FUCK SAKE DAVE"

DAVE: "CRAIG GAVE IT TO ME AND I THOUGH IT WAS VOMIT SO I PIT IT ON THE FLOOR"

"WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT IT IN THE BIN,AND CRAIG WTH I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALLERGIC TO PEAS"

CRAIG:OH GOD THEY WERE PEAS? I THOUGHT IT WAS A PILE OF MASHED POTATOES OH MY GOD IM GONNA BE SICK *VOMITS*

*SOME RANDOM GIRL:"DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME THERE WAS A MYTH ABOUT COLORS"

*EVERYONE GASPS*

"YOU'L GET ARRESTED PIPE DOWN"

*SOMEBODY GRABS BECKY AND PULLS HER INTO A ROOM WITHOUT ANYONE ELSE NOTICING*

"WE HEARD YOU TALKING ABOUT COLORS"

"I D-DIDN'T I SWEAR I WAS TALKING ABOUT...COLONS YOU KNOW GOT TOGET THOSE S-SEMI COLONS"

"SHH JUST COME WITH ME"

*LEADS HER INTO A ROOM FILLED WITH COLORS AND ABOUT FIVE PEOPLE WEARING COLORFUL CLOTHES*

"A-ARE THESE...COLORS?"

"YES BECKY ALL THE COLORS THAT WE COULD FIND. VERONICA HERE"

*POINTS AT VERONICA*

"DID RESEARCH ON THE COLORS AND SADLY WE CAN NOT FIND ANY TRACE OF HE COLOR ORANGE"

"WAIT ISN'T ORANGE THE COLOR OF...ORANGES"

"WAIT, BECKY. THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. DILL, GO GET AN ORANGE."

"DID I SOLVE THE QUESTIONS OF THE WHOLE UNIVERSE"

"DON'T GET TOO CARRIED AWAY BECKY."

*SCRATCHES THE SURFACE OF THE WHITE ORANGE TO REVEAL THE ORANGE COLOR*

"ITS SO ORANGEEEEE,DOES THIS MEAN IM ONE OF YOU"

"YOU BECAME ONE OF US WHEN YOU ENTERED THIS ROOM."

*LOUD GASPING*

"BUT WHAT ABOUT MY FRIENDS THEY NEED TO KNOW WHAT COLOR SHIT AND RICE PUDDING LOOKS LIKE"

"BECAUSE THERE CONSTANTLY EATING SHIT ON ACCIDENT"

"WELL IM AFRAID YOU CANT TELL THEM. BUT I CAN GIVE YOU THESE GLASSES SO YOU CAN SEE THE COLORS OF EVERYTHING"

*DOOR BREAKS DOWN*

"YOUR UNDER ARREST ON THE SUSPICION OF UNAUTHORIZED COLORS"

"SHIT"

*GRABS A BUCKET OF PAINT AND THROWS IT AT THE POLICE"

"MEN DOWN MEN DOWN CALL REINFORCEMENTS,WE'VE BEEN...COLORED"

"IT SEEMS THAT THE COLOR IS "

*checks paint can*

" BABY PINK? OH COME ON GUYS. FUCKIN RUDE"

"YOU GUYS ARE SO COLORFUL,WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US WE COULD MAKE THIS WOLD SO MUCH BETTER"

".....K"

*WORLD PEACE*

THE END

"Or is it?"

CREDITS

TO ME FIO & AND MY DEAR FRIEND FOR THIS WONDERFUL RP THAT WENT VERY WEIRD YAY.

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