RP, BECAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT?

DON'T CRY CRAFT ,CHILDREN

SO,THIS RP WAS WEIRD WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SCHOOL BEING TMORROW AND WELL,YOU SHOULDNT CRY YOU SHOULD CRAFT,WHAT IF I CRAFTED A SHIT TON OF PAPER PLANES.

"FLYY CHILDREN FLYYYY"

*throws kids out of window*

"FIONA FFS WE NEED THAT FOR PRINTING PAPER"

"DONT TALK TO MY PAPER CHILDREN LIKE THAT."

"FIONA FFS LOOK OUTSIDE YOUR WASTING PAPER"

"DID YOU JUST SAY MY CHILDREN ARE A WASTE"

"OMG"

*STARTS TEARING UP*

" IM GONNA START CRAFTING SO MUCH LIKE I CANT"

*MAKES EVEN MORE PAPER PLANES*

"LOOK WHAT YOU MAdE ME DO"

"FIONAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT"

*MY mum starts crying*

"MOTHER STOP. WE DONT CRY IN THIS HOUSE, WE CRAFT."

*MY mum starts making paper children*

YOU/MY FRIEND JUST COME OVER BECAUSE I HAVENT BEEN IN SCHOOL FOR 3 MONTHS TO FIND THE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PAPER

"WHY HAVE YOU CRAFTED SO MUCH?"

"WE GOT SO EMOTIONAL WE NEARLY CRIED"

"WE HAD TO CRAFT"

*I just shrug and start crafting with you*

"NIA WHY ARE YOU SAD"

"SCHOOOOOOOLLLLL"

"IT HAS BEEN A YEAR SINCE THE SCHOOL HAS SEEN NIA AND FIONA"

"NOBODY KNOWS WHERE THEY ARE BUT SUSPECTS THINK THAT THEy ARE IN THE PAPER HOUSE"

"STUDIES SHOWN IT IS INDEED A PAPER HOUSE"

"BUT WE DONT DARE GO TO CLOSE TO IT SINCE THERE IS A HISSING NOISE EVERYTIME SOMEONE GOT TOO CLOSE"

*SOME RANDOM KID TOUCHES THE HOUSE*

*HISSING INTENSIFIES*

"ssssSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHPISSOFFSSSSSsssss"

"SOME SAY THAT THE TWO NOW ADULTS HAVE BEEN EATING PAPER"

"AND HAVE POSSIBLY TURNED INTO PAPER"

"STORIES HAVE BEEN MADE OF THESE PEOPLE THAT SEEMED TO HAVE DONE THIS BECAUSE OF THE WELL KNOWN "DONT CRY,CRAFT".

"DAN AND PHIL HAVE COMMENTED ON THIS ISSUE "YEah it's pretty weird but hey it shows their commitment to the phandom" THEY SAID THIS BEFORE THEY STARTED MAKING OUT AGGRESSIVELY"

WE HAVENT HEARD FROM THEM SINCE.

LAUGHS ARE RPS ARE BEAUTIFUL.