OK SO THERES A PRETTY COOL GAME CALLED HUNGRY 5SOS , NOW IMAGINE MICHAEL PLAYING IT TO GET THE HIGH SCORE.
"michael plz youve been in there for days, plz come out"
"BUT DEEZENUTS HAS A HIGHER SCORE THAN ME. ITS HUMILIATING"
"michael were worried, youve been eating pizza for 7 days straight "
"youve gotta coime out soon
"IM FINE I HAVE AN EMPTY BOTTLE AND A MINI FRIDGE "
"you havent been to the bathroom dude, were are you pissing"
"..."
"The bottle aint empty no more"
"ew cross dude"
"A MANS GOTTA GO WHEN A MANS GOTTA GO"
"whatever just come out soon alright"
"Whyyyy? I mean i even have a chick here for...NEVERMIND"
"OH JESUS "
*a wild nia appears*
"I JUST GO GET THE GROCERIES AND EMPTY THE BOTTLE SHEESH GET YO MINDS OUTTA THE GUTTER"
*pops up*
" DUDE DNT TOUCH THE BOTTLE EW "
"DONT WORRY HE PAYS ME IN CUDDLES AND KISSES"
"ECHS "
Michael:"SHUSH SHES COOL"
*FLICKS IS HEAD*
"ECHS"
Nia:"DONT HURT DADD- MICHAEL yE HAhahHA Ha HhaHAHA"
Michael:"HahahaHhaH HAHJAH ahahH"
*SQUINTS*
"JESUS U FK TARDS"
Michael:"WHAT WE DONT DO SHIT. TRUST ME."
Nia:"YE HE JUST GIVES ME SPECIAL WHEN I HELP HIM WITH NEEDS SHEESH"
*FLICKS BOTH OF YOU*
"RIIIGHHHT"
Nia:"YES RIGHT IS THE WAY YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING OFF TOO NOW LEAVE US BEE WERE PLAYING THIRSTY 5SOS"
"HUNGRY"
"I SAID HUNGRY"
*WHISPERS IN UR EAR*
"ALWAYS USE PROTECTION YOU FILTHY ANIMALS"
*RUNS OUT N SLAMS DOOR*
*BOTH OF US LOOK AT EACHOTHER*
Michael:"...Nia be a dear and get me some *coughs* uh *coughs* protection please?"
Nia:"YEAHOKILLGONOWWOoP"
*slaps his face*
"THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEINGA PERv"
*Light peck on his cheek*
"AND DAS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING CONSIDERATE"
*GIGGLING FROM OUTSIDE THE DOOR*
"FIO I THOUGHT YOU LEFT"
*FALLS, GETS UP RUNS* "YOUL NEVER CATCH ME
END
NOTE: NIA IS MY BFF N SHE LOVES MICHAEL YUPPPPP , GOTTA LOVE BFFS))
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HumorRP'S WITH MY FRIEND WENT ABIT WEIRD DONT YOU THINK? W/ @Lala_Lashton DONT MIND HER ALSO THERE IS VULGAR LANGUAGE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! XXXXX
