A day in the life of a dumbass

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Ok so most of my days are the same, I wake up at 1:30, get ready to pick up the gremlins, and than go to work. Well on some days I take the gremlins out to places. Well this day I'm gonna tell you about I took Jayson out to Walmart with me, and let this be known I am not always irresponsible when it comes to money. Now this time we went and could pretty much buy as much snacks as we wanted, and we did. Well we ended up getting a shit ton of snacks, and a few cloths for my dog. We got those sugar cookies Walmart sells and decided it would be a good idea to put more icing on them, well Jayson did. She drew a dick on a cookie and ate it. Well the cookies tasted like ass since they were from Halloween I guess. So we ended up sitting at a park for like an hour or so? What I'm saying is we can't be trusted alone with money and a store.

Here's the cloths on my dog and the marvelous dick cookie:

Here's the cloths on my dog and the marvelous dick cookie:

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