So I have had a pocket knife since I was 14? 15? I don't remember, but I have only had one, it is a flip out one so it's easy to open. Well I wear it to work, I'm a delivery driver so I don't feel like going to strangers homes without protection. Anyways I had to get it out to open a box and I guess didn't put it on my belt good enough but I than went on a delivery, my last one of the night, I come back and don't feel my knife anymore. So I asked my manager if she saw if and I asked the other driver if he did, nothing, I thought I dropped it at the last orders home. So I went and bought a new one, that dosnt flip by the way. Well a few days past and it's now halloween, well I get back from a delivery and the driver that worked with me the night I lost my knife hands it to me, but it's wet? I asked where it was and the driver says one of our csr kids found it in the dishwasher drain. Of fucking course that's where it was. So I bought a new knife for nothing. And now have to wash my damn knife cause it smells bad from being in the drain water. I found this honestly funny, yes it sucked but it gave me a good laugh.
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My life in a nutshell
Non-FictionThis is primarily for my kids, but also for anyone who wants to see the random shit I get up to in my day to day life.
