ZOOKM
she was almost hit by a car but she didn't care because she was a baddie icon. she clambered up the side of the office building and onto the roof with a helipad. she hopped into the sleek black invisible helicopter and buckled up (safety kween 😍😜♥️). she rowed on the engine like a tiger empress and flew up into the night sky.
After about 90 hours of driving 14,000 feet in the air she landed in italy. she had been driving with the windows down so her hair went from perfectly sleek straight to perfect curly beach waves. She catapulted through the ariport and zoinked out the front entrance.
she looked around for something to use to drive and spotted a golf cart being driven by a sugar daddy and his sugar baby.
"get tf of this golf cart u smelly old coming-of-death-aged crusty looking ratchet a$$ hobo looking old man" she said as she clarted him round the head and threw him in a shrub."(what a baddie icon 😍😜🥺💞)
Next she turned to the sugar baby and grabbed her chanel purse before knocking her out with it. She opened the purse to find the keys to the golf cart and a hot takis hot cheetos rash coloured red lipstick which she then smacked on to her velumptous juicy lips.
While she drove she checked her futuristic rolex 1 million dollar watch to check out the location of Hawke island. it was 1 mile off the coast of Rome and it was pretty big with 45k gold walls and floors. it was a top secret place but dumb@ss Ian posted it on his snapchat story while flexing his big juicy velumptous muscles.
y/n snapped out of her daze while she was starring at the hot picture and wiped the dribble off her cute button chin.
Just as she came to her senses she pulled up to the pier near the island which was only just in view. She hopped off the cart and strutted down the pier 🔥🔥🥵 . everyone stared at her in amazement while she posed. finally she reached the end of the pier. she was about to hop on a jet ski to the island when a spongebob soggy mop wet drowning fish looking creep hauled itself out of the water.
she was about to clart it round the head when it said: "y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-n-n-n-n-n-n-n?"
"what in f!ck?" she said suprisedly.
"it's me D-d-d-d-d-d-ave" it gasped. It was her evil ex Dave!!
"ew" she said whilst turning on her heel away from him.
"wtf i literally just got shot b!tch" he said
because she was a baddie icon, y/n started walking the other way pretending she didn't know him.
"the logangers shot me and stole my bae 🥺🥺💔⛓🕷" he whimpered. "my bae is Ian Hawke"
"omg what-" she said running back at him very fast.
"yeh we're having a secret affair he calls me to his room at night and we shag and then we cuddle 💞"
y/n was FUUUUMIN 😡😨😤🤯😱
"WTF" she screeched so loud the jet ski exploded beside them.
she had never met Ian but his pictures were so mouthwatering hot dilfy sexy and wap that she felt like she had been cheated on.
She yanked the handle bar off the jet ski and hurled it at Daves head. His body went limp and he slithered back into the juicy wet water and all that was left were some bubbles at the surface of the water.
"lol" said y/n as she turned around and strutted back down the pier.
She walked to the end of the pier and looked at her futuristic rolex 1 million dollar watch to check Ian's location. it was pretty easy cause he had snap maps on so she could see where he was.
hotboyian_h
location: starbucks, Rome
snapscore: 5,619,404
"Starbucks?" thought y/n outloud.
to be continued...
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MAFIA KING - an Ian Hawke story⛓💔👑
RomansaA TALE BY UNDIAGNOSED BIEBER FEVER y/n was a baddie who didn't need a man, that was until she met Ian Hawke. #69 in jamescharles 😍❤️
