Spuddy Wuddy Huddy was awake at 7:11pm driving to 711- it was past his bedtime but he had the midnight munchies. He was really craving a boost chocolate bar to shove up his lil baby bum bum. He finally arrived at 711 and went straight to the chocolate bars, he found the biggest one and went straight to the toilets.
While he was shoving the boost up his lil baby bum bum, he wanted to take a lil piss. He lifted his lil too-too skirt thing and went to take a lil peepee but alas, his pp holder fell off into the toilet. Spuddy wuddy was so brocken! He looked longingly as his pp holder slowly sliding into the yellow water. He tried to get it out but because he's -1'0 ft tall he couldn't reach, he tried and tried until he fell in the bowl of piss and shit.
As he was slipping down the drain (like the little shit he is) he tried to reach his pp holder but his fingers slipped- because of all the pee, poo and cum on his fingers. He watched his pp holder as he slipped down the drain and into the midst of the toilet bowl. When he finally hit the bottom he saw a ritual with little uwu baby bois surrounding it, Spuddy Wuddy walked up to it and overheard the chants.
"Piss, shit, cum, balls." The uwu baby bois chanted.
They slowly got louder and faster, "Piss, shit, cum, balls. PISS, shit, cum, balls. PISS, SHIT, cum, balls. PISS, SHIT, CUM, balls. PISS, SHIT, CUM, BALLS. PISSY, SHITTY, CUMMY, BALLY. PISSY WISSY, SHITTY WITTY, CUMMY WUMMY, BALLY WALLY!"
Spuddy Wuddy was interested and slowly started to walk towards them. They kept chanting faster and faster. By the end of the chant Spuddy Wuddy had joined them. "piss... shit... cum... balls..." they all finally hissed.The ground started shaking and trembling, but the uwu's didn't move. Then finally a giant, pink shadow merged from the ground. The uwu's started uwuing frantically while running up to the beast and licking it's toes. The beast moaned and spilled a huge dribble of pink cum. The uwu's raced towards it and started pocketing it frantically whilst moaning moistly.
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Chaddy & Huddy Wuddy Spuddy🥺🤞✨
HumorTehe I make shitpost as my first book because I'm mentally stable 🌝