The Funeral

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by lyisquitefruity

by lyisquitefruity

Chaddy was heart brocken, he stepped out of his car and walked towards the memorial site. All his friends where there, Steeve, Bob, Bwebby-chan, Madil and some other kid where all standing around Spuddy Wuddy. He had a cum coloured rose up his ass, Chaddy shed a manly tear at the sight of him.

Everyone took it in turns to say their prays, poems and speeches then Chaddy got flashbacks.

||FLASH BACK||
"y'know" Spuddy Wuddy started "if i ever die young i want you to play a song at my funeral that described our relationship"

Chaddy smiled, "And what song would that be, my little spud?" he asked. Spuddy blushed, he loved being called Chaddy's little spud. "I-i don't know yet.. but you'll know the right song when the time comes." Spuddy Wuddy replied, he then yawned and checked the time, it read 6:19pm. Spuddy Wuddy rest his head on Chaddy's cock and fell asleep.

"And remember kids, there's 'Fun' in 'Funeral'!" Some random kid finished. That snapped Chaddy back into reality. Chaddy knew what he had to do, he walked up on the stage getting ready for his speech.

"May i play a song?" Chaddy requested. He looked over at the priest as though asking for permission, the priest shook his head. "Yeah well im going to do it anyways, go have a sook why don't you." Chaddy hissed and connected his phone to the speakers.

SONG RECOMMENDATION: cpr - CupcakKe

"Before my beloved Spuddy Wuddy passed away, he told me to play a song at his funeral that described our relationship... i think this song describes our relationship perfectly... may my little spud rest in peace..." Chaddy finished.

Everyone started sobbing as Spuddy Wuddy was being lowered into ur moms ass. Chaddy was shedding very manly tears while throwing a printed out copy of the lyrics to cpr by CupcakKe. Chaddy swore he saw the coffin jolt, as though someone was dropkicking it.

Chaddy went emo and transformed into an Emo, Baddie Baka, Alpha, Hot, Sexy, Rich, Looking For Baba Bouey, Deppresd, Warewolf, DON'T TOUCH MY TAIL. "A-are you okay, Ch-chaddy...?" Madil asked "SINGING KILLED MY GRANDMA OKAY?! Now leaf me alone..." He responded with as he dashed into the womans toilets not reading the sign, running out again and running into the disabled toilets.

Chaddy started sobbing as the muffled background music continued to play. He was re-living all the memories as he sat on the cold, wet, pissy, toilet-seat.

He remembered the time Spuddy Wuddy died by running into a blade of grass. Chaddy giggled at the memories.

As time passed, he heared people starting to leave, he got up off the toilet and went outside. It was lowkey dark tbh. He checked his watch, it was midnight. He dialed a cab to pick him up and drop him off home. As he waited, he scrolled through his memories on Snapchat (not sponsored) for more of a nostalgic effect.

The cab finally pulled up and Chaddy hopped in, There was a Capybara driving it with the bass boosted version of the song "After Party by Don Toliver" playing in the background. "Hey, can we change the song to cpr by CuppcakKe?" Chaddy Shouted over the music. "ok i pull up" The Capybara responded with. Chaddy sighed and defeat.

Chaddy was practically deaf by the time he got to his granny flat. He quickly ran to his granny flat and locked all the doors so he wouldn't have to pay the Capybara. Chaddy watched the cab like a stalker until it drove away.

Chaddy changed into his pjs and went to sleep while continuing to listen to cpr by CuppcakKe.