So looking back, I realize the previous chapter would have probably been better for Herb but I quite literally did a random generator for cookies before writing this. So y'all know the deal!
I'd like to preference that I have no idea how Mint choco acts... Or Herb to be fair... Uh. It's all just how I think but yeah ok enjoy.
C/F = Cookie Flavor
Enjoy!
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Having been a Juice Bar Regular™ before the other three, I knew my way to work our little juice boy! "Ohhhh Sparklinnnnng~" I sang, leaning slightly over the bar. "Can I get us all a round of shots dear?~" "Are you sure you'd be able to pay?" He laughed out, cleaning a glass. "I'm not broke," I rolled my eyes, sinking back into my seat. "Hey hey! Don't take offence doll! I'm just saying, those boys'll run ya dry!" He placed his glass down and started pouring the shots. "The boys are late today huh?" I asked, spinning in my bar stool. "Guess so..." Sparkling paused before speaking again, a smirk on his face. "Wouldn't your little boyfriend get jealous with you sweet-talkin' me?~" He teased. "HE IS NOT- ...my boyfriend." "Sweetheart you aren't even two drinks in and you're acting tipsy," He sighed.
Just then, our three other beloved regulars walked right in, sitting in their seats. "Hey, boys! C/F bought you your first round!" He fancily displayed the three 'juice' shots in front of the boys. A harmony of thanks was thrown your way, Vampire already throwing his shot back. "You're welcome, boys. I'm not paying for everything tonight though!" you warned jokingly. "Yeah yeah," Vampire whined. "We didn't 'xpect ya too." "Mhm. Tell that to Herb's bank account last time he bought us rounds!" You joke. The others laugh, vampire cookie rolls his eyes, silently laughing a bit. Conversations start up and drinks are ordered. The five of you are chatting and laughing when the topic of couples is suddenly brought up.
"I think princess and that silver horse dude are dating-" Vampire slurred. "No no. But he definitely likes her," Mint Choco added. "What about that hot purple dude?" Mint asks. "Nah I don't think he's seein' anyone. At least no one in the kingdom," Sparkling adds. "....What about you two?" The drunk redhead asks. "Me?" I ask, pointing to myself. Herb also pointed to himself, a confused look on his face. "Yeah! There's obviously something!" Mint Choco added. My face flushed red.
I didn't want to say something and damn myself. If I said something like 'No wtf man!' it might hurt Herb's feelings and if I said something else they may consider it confirmed. Silence isn't helping either. "I plead the fifth," I slammed down another shot. "SHE'S IN DENYAl!" Vampire drunkenly yelled. "Poor Herb's too stunned to say anything!" Mint added. "Hah! He's red!" Sparkling teased. "G-Guys-" He shyly remarked. "Awwwwww~ so cuuuute~" Mint teased. After a good 10 minutes of teasing and Herb and I slammed down drinks, desperately trying to drown out the others with liquor.
"oh fuck-" I muttered. "Y'all she's completely trashed!" Mint Choco laughed. "Yeah... I'm cutting you off," Sparkling said, taking away anything in my or Herb's vicinity and replacing it with glasses of water. I reached over and took a small sip. Sparkling "All right all right. I'm cutting you all off for tonight. Can y'all get home?" Sparkling asked the two, non-trashed idiots. "Yeah, I think we can get home alright tonight," Mint choco said as he grabbed Vampire cookie and dragged him out. Sparkling walked over to the trashed idiots and started dragging them home. The green idiot grabbed the other idiot's hand gently. C/F idiot blushed and returned the gesture.
Sparkling dragged the two idiots into the green idiot's house. Sparkling left. "Look C/F... I-" Herb was cut off by a pair of lips (Do cookies have....lips? Let's just say they're humanified to a point idk) meeting his. He quickly returned the gesture, leaning into the kiss. Herb moved so he was now on top of you, pinning you to the floor. You two broke for air and just stared into each other's eyes. "God I love you" Herb huffed before leaning back into the kiss. I happily obliged.
After a few minutes of playful kissing and words of love, the two lay next to each other on the floor giggling, hand in hand. "I love you so much Herb," You smile, looking over at him. "I love you too C/F"
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If only I was this dedicated to my homework :,)
