If You're Just Like Me, Then Save Me... (BOYXBOY)

Here we go..

The pic above is Lio played by Paul Wesley.********†***********************†****††**************#*************************************************************************************************************

I clammered out of my shower all squeaky clean. I walk down the hallway towards my room, 204. Oddly, the room door was ajar. All I could think off was someone was stealing my stuff. I put my tolitries on the ground and got into my kick boxing stance. I kick the door down and did a roundhouse kick into a body the was close to the door. All I heard was a defeaning screech "LIEEEEEEFFFFF WHHHHHHHHHY!" I look further into the room to see hazel eye bigot over there and Jeff, my RA on the ground laying down holding his stomach. **Oh Jeff please don't tell this ass is my roommate!!! This is not a Goddamn fair all these rooms and you out the racist with the minority. That's like putting fried rice with Minh Ho down the hall.!!!** I screamed. Jeff slowly got off the floor. He was a tubby man. And about 4'11 he had grease stains all over his A-Shirt and his basketball shorts looked worn to the point of no return. He was old, meaning like 35 but still old. Plus dude was balding...... I don't know why they have this guy as an RA. He was very off putting for anyone. He picks up a bag of cheetos puffs that he was eating in my room. MY ROOM! **Before you answer me Jeff I' m going to need you to throw those chips away. You're getting cheese crap all over my floor. And this school already has mice. Jeff looked over at me and stuffed a puff in his mouth, rolling his eyes in the process. "Chomp. Chomp. I'm going to act like you didn't kick my ass to the ground and try to call this gentleman racist and try compare your situation to a racist comment you made about Minh Ho. What's yours problem with Minh Ho???" Jeff asks. **Nobody should have that many pairs for of converse.... That's my problem where the hell is he getting them?? Are his cousins in china sending them to him after they make them in their child sweatshops!!!** "For someone complaining about a guy being racist. You're being pretty racist you're self...." Jeff says sternly. I feel like an ass after I said all those things. Especially since I said them in front of ass over there. "Furthermore Lio is your roommate. And as far as I can tell Lio seems to be a pretty Chill dude." Jeff says. Lio walks over to me. Slightly shaking, he sticks his hand out. I cross my arms and stare him directly in his eyes. **WHITTTEE** I scream. Lio begins to shake even more. He puts his hand in his pocket. I walk to my bed and sit on it. I know I'm being a hypocrite. But its different. I think. No its not really. Jeff just shakes his head and whispers something to Lio and walks out of our room. Lio slowly unpacks. Realizing that I'm still in my bathrobe. I go into the hallway and grab my stuff I sat down and bring it inside. I take off my robe and stand in all my glory. I walk to my closet and grab some clothes."JESUS CHRIST! WHY ARE YOU NAKED" Lio yells. He doesn't seem disgusted just shocked. **Cause I took off my robe.. Duh didn't you just see me.** I put on a baseball tee with gray sleeves that has diamond shapes on the sleeves. I slip on a pair of Calvin Klein underware. My only pair of Calvin Klein that have but I have a plan to get more. Its all in my plan to take over the company and call it LIEF.. Nobody would buy that tho. I put on a pair of white burmuda shorts and some black Sperry's. I chuckle a little from Calvin plan. And I feel someone looking at me. So I turn around to see Lio hasn't stopped looking at me. His eyes was darkening as if he was.... **Are you horny? Or something? Cause the girl dorms a across the quarters**. Lio looked up at me. He just shakes his head and continues to unpack. I just grab my phone and walk out of the room. I walk down to the commons where I see Minh Ho. He was watching real world which I found funny since when I first met him he said he hated reality television. **Um Minh Ho. I wanted to apologize before anyone came and told you about what I did before hand. I made some bigot comments that are not okay. So I apologize but really dude who sends you all those converse?????** I say as I walk over and plop my self right next to him. Minh Ho looks at me and laughs. "Its okay Lief. And my Grandma does , she sends them to me from Israel. And I made some comments too so don't worry about it" He says. I smile and get comfortable in the couch.. Wait did he just say Israel? **You're Israeli?** Minh Ho just gets up and says "you hungry? I could go for a cheesesteak" I got up soon quick it was amazing. I ran to his side and together we walked out of the commons talking about future classes and girls and reality TV. Apparently Minh Ho is a fan of Charmed... See mom Charmed isn't just for women.****†**********************************************************************