𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙔𝙄𝙉𝙂 | nagi seishiro

𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻

mall man | me

|mall man
| money?

Whore.

Who were you kidding, though, really? He's technically playing into your hand. However, you wouldn't say your winnings were leaving you satisfied.

me|
yes |

|mall man
| ???
| keep talking

me|
didnt think id already have a gold digger on my case in highschool |

|mall man
| you do realize i can say no to you right

me|
HEY hey no need to act rashly |

|mall man
| can you get to the point

me|
youre so bitchy |
https://randomwebsitethatidontwanttoputthoughtintonaming.org |

|mall man
| are you fucking kidding me

Some people are so ungrateful. You took your precious time to offer him an opportunity to make a profit and that's the reaction you receive. Philanthropists are supposed to be celebrated. Sure, you're only doing it in the interest of your own personal gain, but that doesn't mean your charity should be overlooked.

me|
No! |
I am not. |

|mall man
| fine
| ill take pity on you since im sure you have no other friends who would do it with you

me|
harsh |
at least my best friend isnt my xbox controller caked in palm sweat and cheeto dust |

|mall man
| good night
| i actually have a promising future to wake up to

You hummed to yourself as you clicked off your phone and leaned back in your chair.

What an asshole.

Sleep is required to regulate bodily function. This is a known fact, sure. Also why you're not claiming to be one to make the best decisions for your health. You decided to stay on your computer for a few more hours that night and were currently walking into school running on three hours of sleep and multiple shots of espresso.

You should really be putting more effort into not making a reputation of showing up half-dead every day.

At the present, you were more focused on making it to your first period without a total heart collapse. Dragging yourself down the hallways, you swung open the door before plopping down in your chair.

Ten minutes of shuteye before the lecture. It was mercy on your poor soul.

Until it wasn't.

"What the fuck do you think they got into last night?" a sickeningly familiar voice snickered beside you.

"Hard drugs," a gruff tone responded. "My guess is as good as yours, idiot."

"Hm. I'd say running a high-level ransomware scheme."

"Do you even know what that means?"

"Not at all!"

You peeled open one of your eyelids and let your head fall to the side, yet only to find Shidou and Raichi sitting there staring back at you. A lovely sight to wake up to—for a blind person, maybe.