Mulligan- Okay so one day I got food poisoning
Mulligan- So my dad was driving me hope and I had to throw up
Mulligan- So I cupped my hands and vomited in my mouth
Lafayette- *disgusted look*
Mulligan- And my dad was like
Mulligan- WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
Mulligan- And there was a gap so the vomit was going drip drip drip
Alex- What the fuck Mulligan-
Laurens (me)- I'm not hungry anymore-

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Incorrect Hamilton quotes (Inspired by HAMILTON42)
RandomAll of these are things people said to me