Incorrect Hamilton quotes (Inspired by HAMILTON42)

Oreos

Laurens (me)- Alex here

Laurens- *gives Oreo*

Alex- Thank you!

Later

Alex- *licks one side of the oreo without Mulligan seeing*

Alex- Hey Mulligan want this part of an Oreo?

Mulligan- Did you lick it?

Lafayette- Nah he didn't

Mulligan- *takes it and puts it in his mouth*

Alex- *dying*

Alex- I LICKED THAT!

Mulligan- *spits it out whole*

Mulligan- *holds it up*

Mulligan- PASS IT AROUND!

Laurens- NAH NAH NAH

Lafayette- I WILL TAKE IT!