[Gwen is seen in the counselor's cabin reading a book called "Butts and Bodies" as Fire sirens are heard. David walks into the cabin with ash and a burning banner that says, "Camper power, Campe Deez Nuts]
David: (Grunts of Displeasure)
Gwen: What did I say? I said don't do fire safety camp and political history camp in the same day. Unless you reeeaaally want it to turn into riot control camp.
David: (Groans)
Gwen: Go. Get out of here. [The top of Max's head are seen peeking up through the window]
David: What?
Gwen: [Puts book down and looks at David] You're not going to do anyone any good if you keep letting Max, and sometimes Y/n, get to you like this. Take a break! I'll cover underwater basket weaving tomorrow. [Grabs keys and tosses it to David] Take the campmobile and get outta dodge for a day. Reset!
David: What...should I do?
Gwen: How the hell should I know? [Picks the book up] Go into town and do...whatever it is you do to blow off steam before you kill someone.
David: (Smiles) That's...not a bad idea. [David walks off and Max and Y/n follow]
Gwen: You're still on fire, b-t-dubbs.
David: Thank you.
[The scene changes to the Mess Hall, as Neil is seen talking to Space Kid. While Y/n and Nikki look on with bored expressions]
Neil: Oooh, fascinating! So if you park the ship at a lagrange point then the combined gravitational-[Max come sliding in]
Max: Neil, Nik, Y/n let's go!
Space Kid: Hey, we're talking here!
Max: The moon landings were a hoax filmed in Area 51 orchestrated by the government as a publicity stunt designed to humiliate the Russians in the Space race!
Space Kid: (Runs off) Noooooo! No, I can't hear you, I can't hear you, I can't hear you-
Max: (Grinning) This is it, he's finally craking!
Neil: Well yeah, no wonder, you use that conspiracy theory on him like every other day.
Max: Not him, David! The revolution is working! He's going BONKERS! And even better, he's going into town.
Nikki: (Confused) Into town? To do what? [Switches to the quartet under a blanket as a car starts up]
Max: We're gonna find out! [The 4 lay down as David drives off]
[David is seen in the campmobile driving as the 4 kids are seen under the blanket]
Neil: (Sighs) Sweet 22.2 degrees Celsius, here we come!
Max: You idiot! This isn't about air conditioning! This is our chance to study David!
Y/n: Fuck studying David, I'm trying to leave this place.
Nikki: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, I always kinda dry out in AC. And it makes me sneeze.
Max: Hush, you!
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(On Hold) Camp Camp x Male Reader
FanfictionY/n is sent to Camp Campbell for animation camp, but once he arrives he will soon find out he is in for more than he expected. I do not own Camp Camp. Camp Camp is owned by rooster teeth and it's creators.
