[The campers are seen cleaning the mess hall. Nurf is seen carrying a box full of random items, Nerris is dusting off a table, Dolf is cleaning by the windows, Preston is seen trying to avoid the spray he is using on the window, and Space kid is walking through the kitchen. Y/n, Max, Nikki, and Neil are seen scrubbing the floor with toothbrushes]
Max: This sucks. This is the kind of peasant work my parents left their home country to avoid.
Y/n: We couldn't just use sponges? And why can't they do it their damn selves or get a fucking janitor?
Nikki: Yeah I don't get the point. What good is rolling around on the floor if it's CLEAN?
Neil: This isn't even part of a sanctioned camp activity. This is child labor!
[Ered walks pass the four and leans on the wall]
Ered: *Hmph*
Nikki: (Looks at Ered) Man Ered never gets yelled at for not working. She's just to cool.
Y/n: And cute. [The three look at him] What I'm not wrong.
Nikki: (Kind of jealous) I wish I was her.
Neil: Arid? Like a dry desert climate?
Nikki: I think her real name is Meredith, but she's so frickin' cool, she goes by the middle part of her name. "Ikk." Oooh! Yeaah! (Rubs her hands)
Y/n: Your middle name is Ikk... I am so sorry.
Max: (Stops scrubbing and slams the toothbrush down) That's fucking stupid, nicknames don't make you cool.
Nikki: (Puts her toothbrush down) Pssh, spoken like a true first-part nicknamer.
Max: No one's TOO cool to talk to. Even cool kids take giant, uncomfortable shits from time to time. (Smirks) Helps remind you that we're all equal.
Y/n: I mean he ain't wrong.
Quartermaster: Hey, you children? Cut the yammering and get back to scrubbing. [The groups gets back to scrubbing the floor]
Neil: If we were in charge, things would be so much better. No scrubbing, no outdoors...
Max: No David.
Neil: We should just REVOLT!
Max: You know what? You're right! (Stands up) Aren't you all sick of this lowly work?! (Everyone stops and looks at him) It's time we take control of our lives and fight back! Who's with me?!
Campers: YEAH!
[The scene cuts to David and Gwen walking towards the mess hall]
David: I'm just so excited! (Jumps up and spins around)
Gwen: Yeah, you keep saying that...
David: Well because it's TRUE. THE Cameron Campbell is coming tomorrow! Oh Maybe he'll give us a raise! (Gwen gives a small smile and loses it immediately) Oh, maybe he'll tell me I'm like the son he never had!
Gwen: Or he'll explain why he's wanted by the government.
David: (Puts his hand on the door knob) Or that. Yeah, there's that.
Gwen: I dunno... I feel kind of bad for making the campers work so hard just to impress that guy.
David: (Shoulders Gwen) Don't worry! Once we tell them about the ice-cream pizza party, I'm sure they'll see its a--ll worth it! [Opens the door and is shocked. He sees that the campers have tied up the Quartermaster and our running around doing random things]
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(On Hold) Camp Camp x Male Reader
FanfictionY/n is sent to Camp Campbell for animation camp, but once he arrives he will soon find out he is in for more than he expected. I do not own Camp Camp. Camp Camp is owned by rooster teeth and it's creators.
