Llamas with hats!

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Me:Carl there is a dead human human in our house
Neko:oh heyyy how did he get here?
Me:Caarlll what did you do?
Sonikku:uh-but-wut- I didn't do this...
Me:elplain what happend Carl
Alana:I never seen him before in my life
Me:why did you kill this person carlll
Crafty:I do not kill this people that is-that is my least favorite thing to do
Me:tell me Carl, exactly what you were doing before I got home.
Neko:I was I was uh I was sitting in my room
Me:yes,
Sonikku:just reading a book
Me:go on,
Alana:and uh well this guy walked in
Me:okay
Crafty:so I walked up to him
Me:yes,
Neko:I stabbed him 37 times in the chest...
Me:Caaarrrllll that kills people!
Sonikku:oh uh wow I did not know that...
Me:how could you not know that?!
Alana:yeah...I'm in the wrong here...I suck
Me:his hands.
Crafty:what?
Me:what happens to his hands?why are they missing?
Neko:well uh I kinda cooked them up and ate them...
Me:carrrllll...
Sonkku:well uh I was hungry and well you know when you get a craving for hands...
Me:why on earth would you do that?
Alana:I was hungry for hands gimme a break!
Me:Caaarrrllll
Crafty:well my belly was giving me the rumbeleys that only hands would satisfy
Me:what is wrong with you Carl?
Shadow:well I'm tsundere and love Jeff so that's two things

Me:RAWR WATCH THE VID X3

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