Peter Parker oneshots

Spider-man is a girl???

A/n: hello my beautiful sunflowers! How was your day?🤍ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ
Warnings: female Peter Parker, Peter's name is Paris, Peter is 14, the year is 2021, tony and pepper have a kid named Morgan (she's 7), protective tony and pepper, fluff at the end)
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(＾ｰ^)not proof read (sorry)
Paris's pov
It was just my luck, my alarm didn't go off but thanks to my body being so used to waking up at 7am I only was late by 10 minutes. However those 10 minutes made such a impact.
I couldn't wait for the shower to get warm so I took a cold shower. I forgot my breakfast so I was hungry. To top it off when I got to school and checked the time... it said 7:50 am.. Saturday. "Great" I mumbled to myself. I was annoyed and tired so why waste my energy walking back when I could swing back.

"WOOHOO"

I was swinging in the air, I would say my hair was swinging too as my hair was fairly long but it wasn't because I had my spider-man mask on.

"Go die spider-man!"

My goodness these civilians were so mean to little old me. Wait wasn't that the guy that cat got saved by me? I saved that bitch cat the least he could do was shut the hell up.

"Give me a break damn it!"

For some reason the guy looked surprised that I yelled back. Did he really think I was gonna let him talk to me like that? Oh hell no.

As I got home I took of the mask and brushed my hair. You see this mask is so bad for my hair. I put the mask in looking like a model, but I take it off looking like a mother with 5 kids and a balding husband. It's not gonna cut it. After 5 minutes of brushing my hair I got a call from my bestie Ned.

"What's up?"

I placed my phone down on my desk so Ned could see me as he talked.

"You will not believe the day I had!"

This was gonna be good, I could just feel it.

"The day just started what happened to you man"

Ned just looked at me and looked back down.

"Ned this isn't a kdrama"

Ned just laughed and when he's laughing he always bangs something. Because of that he ended up knocking the phone on the ground under his bed. The worst part is when I saw a mask under his bed and I swear I almost pissed my self.

"So what happened?"
I asked as I put my hair into a low bun.

"I ran into flash at the grocery store. Tell me why when I saw him he wanted to act like he was too rich for a grocery store... like bitch where are you gonna get your food???"

Omg flash was always doing something to try and prove and brag about his richness. It's to the point where I wondered if he wipes his ass with dollar bills.

"Damn was his mom or dad there?"

Ned rolled his eyes and said