Kid: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Mom: get some diesel
Kid: it u say DIEsel!?
Mom:? Diesel
Kid: but sel is my freind...well i do what u say im a GOOD chilled ..*stands tall and proud*
Later.that week..."hi sel"....*gets....object..he hee...
Later.... Um...
Mom: weres sel?!
Kid:......
Mom:get in the car get sel and I'll. Call his.mom
Kid: why?? Were we goin?!
Mom: hospital
Kid???
Mom: ok which dyslexia professor u like if u dont like any we can go.....to the therapist.
Kid:o_O
Mom: i replaced all sharp harming objects with PLASTIC. Just in case..!
Kid:-_-
Mom:☺.im a good.parent☺
YOU ARE READING
Jokes/would u rathers
HumorThis book is here to make u lol also laugh sooooo hard u cry then lose all the water out iff u body from cry laughing that u get dehidrated and die. JK...one last thing...IGNORE THE FIRST JOKE.... lolz=laughing out loud....zebras?
