Xingqiu and Chongyun Genshin Impact (Xingyun)

Chapter 1- editedish

The sun's rays shone through my window, flashing on my eyes. I got out of my bed as it slightly compressed, making a squeaking sound. Suddenly, I thought I heard a man grunt. I cautiously looked under the bed and who did I see. A man in black clothes, holding a bloody knife that wiggled. I tried to scream but the tall man hit my head. Then I woke up.

"Oh what a dream that was"

I then got out of my bed and went towards my rich kid bathroom with the adjustable neon lights. I brush my teeth with my 5k gold electric toothbrush. After taking a shower in my no showerhead plastic trash (recyclable, save the turtles sksksksks) $0.01 bathtub, I ran, no walk, no wogged into my walk in my $50,000,000 roomsized walk-in closet. 

Picking out a Louis Vuitton shirt, Rolex pant, and GUCCI flip flops, I started to study my unit 5 math (midsegments, perpendicular bisectors, angle bisectors, medians, altitudes, concurrency, circumcenters, incenters, centroids, orthocenters, indirect proofs, exterior angle inequalities, hinge theorem, SAS inequalities) as I changed. My anger was suddenly so immaculate I started to rage like I do at horror games, making me struggle as I put my clothes on. After a few minutes of struggle, I was ready.

Going down the cold, polished corridor, and down the smooth, wooden stairs. When I finally reached the first floor of my glorious house, it was pitch bIack, and I headed for my $10,000 kitchen. When my right foot first settled down onto the cold marble floor, I shuddered. I then went straight to my $500 100% dark coffee tea machine, and made some 100% dark coffee tea to feel the extra bitterness of my bright and early morning.

I slorped up my 100% dark coffee tea and the bitterness hit me hard. Like the dump truck last week. This made me cough until I couldn't breathe. After a little reevaluating, I was able to drink my coffee like nothing ever happened.

After drinking the marvelous 100% dark coffee tea, I grabbed my items for my ballroom classes which cost $5,000 a second and vroomed out the door at Sanic sped. (Like lightning McQueen could never).

I started my journey to my ballroom class that costs $5,000 a second. I wogged out my $10,000,000 door. As I closed it, it disappeared into thin air, leaving me in the beautiful wonderland around me. I saw the lovely little birds chirping through the endless blue skies. Bees buzzing through the endless flower field, and green grass glistening by the meadow. It felt like the whole world was mine (brat vibes).

I headed towards the enchanting willow tree that shaded the meadow. Soft rays of sunshine were shining through the gaps between the leaves. Stopping just on front of the trunk of the tree, knock knock pause knock pause knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock (dos, uno, diez). 

Right when I stopped the knocking, I remembered that I installed a custom $20,000,000 hEhE pin pad with a 20 number code (veintiuno, treinta, uno, dos, tres, nueve, setenta, catorce, once, doce, veinte, siete, seis, quince, ciento, cuarenta, cincuenta, ochenta, noventa, sesenta).

I swiftly and gracefully pressed each key following the pin code. bWEeUp-hE. A door was created at the base of the trunk along with a $5,000,000 diamond slide down. The slide leads to my $3,000,000 hidden underground garage.

A/N- The whole summary of this chapter is

y/n's a brat

y/n is rich

y/n is kind of dumb

y/n likes 100% dark coffee tea

y/n dreamt of the boggy man/mystery man (who could it be~)

Hint: Boogers

P.S. ~help us on math