Baby Daddies

Chapter 2

Chapter 2

We went looking for some fancy DNA doctors for baby daddy number 1 but no fancy doctors wold take us because you have to pass a drug test first. Tested positive for cocaine. That's why I don't have my two front teeth. So I tried to remember which guy I first had sex with damn, 9 years ago. They asked me about condoms I don't know what the hell those things are. It might have been Andrew Quintoese. In 2nd grade in the port o' potty that had roasted shit and bloody tampons in there. Ahh the luxury most people's first is in like a wagon full of nails or in a bed, but I got to smell shit. Wait no it wasn't him. He was my 3rd time. Maybe it was Chin Wong no his nose was bigger than his pecker. I got it was Quil-Quinn Popsat this Native American boy who was 18 and I was 7. He was great. We had it in in a gas station bathroom. Smelt like hoes, farts, and cigarettes. Wow just Wow. It was the best sex ever.