Chapter 3
YES!!! I passed the drug test. I can use the DNA doctor. The hardest 3 weeks of my life. I went In today and had to piss in a cup and Billy-Ray did too. He pissed all over himself. And I didn't have any baby wipes and there wasn't soap in the sink so he smelt like piss until we got home. So we had to wait 3 more weeks to get the results. Finally 3 weeks came around and the results came in we went back to town to get the results. The doctor said we had to pay $60 to get the results. Damn do I have to take another mortgage on the house. So we had to come back we didn't have $60 in hand. Damn doctor thinks it's cheap. Try living with 5 kids and being a prostitute and a stripper. So we found $60 in little holes in the wall. And taped to my pole at work, and took extra hours. I finally got the results. The father is Dakota McWanyngevery. This really hot guy from the next town over. Damn I remember why we had kids. I was in the girls locker room he came and and pushed me up against a wall and then we just did it. Haven't talked to him since sadly.
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Baby Daddies
HumorA young woman searches to find all of her baby daddies. Rated PG13