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Damon's Birthday

Kol made Caroline an admin.

Caroline removed Damon.

Tyler: Nice

Klaus: I would like to be an admin as well

Kol: No you'll remove everyone but Caroline

Klaus: 😤

Caroline: It's Damon's birthday soon and Elena asked me to plan him a birthday party. 

Caroline: Next week Friday @ Elena's. Everyone's invited.

Klaus: I would revel at the opportunity to see you love but Damon Salvatore 😒 no thanks

Rebekah: His behind isn't that nice to drag me back to Mystic Falls.

Caroline: Matt will be there

Rebekah: Oh ... well I guess I do like parties. I can stomach Damon for one night

Matt: I will? 

Caroline: Yes

Caroline: I expect to see everyone there. Party starts @6  pm sharp. There'll be games and bring a 🎁.

Rebekah : Ugh great I have to shop for that blue eyed bimbo

Elijah: Thank you Miss Forbes for the invitation. I can assure you my siblings and I will be punctual.

Caroline: Sure thing Elijah

Kol: Woohoo party time 🎉🎉

Kol: Cake cake cake come and put your name on it

Elena: Someone take away the internet from him

Kol: You're not gonna cramp my style

Caroline: Okay anyhow Enzo and Bonnie will spend the day distracting Damon while Elena, Stefan and I set up. Don't let Damon know a thing. I'm gonna add him back, don't be weird 

Klaus : Okay love

Caroline added Damon

Damon : Why did I get removed?

Caroline : Idk probably a glitch or something 

Damon:  Huh strange

Elijah: Hello Damon. How are you?

Damon: Uh good

Elijah: Great to hear. Any new hobbies lately? 

Damon: Why the 3rd degree?

Elijah: Just taking an interest

Kol: Would you say there's an item you're interested in getting?

Caroline: Seriously. I said subtlety 

Damon: Idk whats  going on but I don't really care

Kol: I've been thinking...

Klaus: Shocking 

Kol: 😒

Kol: Why do you all call Caroline Care instead of 🚗? Cause it's pronounced 🚗-oline and not Care- oline 

Tyler: It's just a nickname

Matt: Is that really what an original vampire spends his time thinking about?

Kol: That and the best way to drain a washed up quarterback of all his blood. Wouldn't want a drop to go to waste

Rebekah: Don't you dare Kol

Kol: Tsk tsk tsk sister

*Next week Saturday*

Damon: You guys are shit gift givers

Caroline: Uh excuse you it took me a really long time to find that and I put a lot of effort into it

Damon: Let me guess Carebear, you gave me the leather jacket. The one good gift

Damon: I like that no one put their names on their terrible gifts

Alaric: You're sounding really ungrateful

Damon: Let's see. Who gave me hair pomade?

Stefan: That was me. You're always talking about my hero hair now you can have your own.

Damon: Great and the bottle of bourbon which was really just tea filled into a bourbon bottle.

Klaus: Me. You should be glad. I was this close to adding vervain but then I thought WWCD.

Bonnie: WWCD?

Klaus: What would Caroline do?

Damon: Give a good gift, that's what she did. 

Klaus: Eh

Damon: Up next "The Cow in the Parking Lot: A Zen Approach to Overcoming Anger"

Jeremy: You do kill people when you're angry, I would know

Damon: A really terrible drawing that I am assuming is me?

Alaric: Hey my kids did that for their uncle Damon

Damon: Tell them uncle Damon says stick to their day job

Damon: And what might just be my favourite - a wooden stake with a note that says if you want to end your miserable existence

Tyler: That's for bashing my head in.

Damon: A picture of a coffin? 

Enzo: Oohh that's me. That's what you would look like right now if you never became a vampire 

Damon: "Pancake Cookbook: Delicious Pancake Recipes Made Easy"

Bonnie: 🙋

Bonnie: Those pancakes in the prison world weren't all that great

Damon: Oh come on Bon Bon not you too

Damon: A warrant for my arrest... well that goes straight in the trash

Matt: I told you you can have blood bags so stop drinking from people

Damon: Anywhoo another bottle of bourbon filled with tea

Elijah: That can't be, I assure you it was a genuine bottle.

Klaus: Well it was at first until I got to it

Elijah: Do accept my sincerest apologies 

Damon: Great and last but least a toilet mug

Rebekah: Kol and I went halfsies on that

Kol: You can drink your bourbon tea in it

Damon: Kill me

Tyler: I gave you a stake for that😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jeremy: Damon's mad. Hide yo sisters, hide yo wives he's gonna go on a killing spree