exploring the alternate au's of jaune Arc

portal Jaune

as an extension of what we saw before

Jaune:*snickering*

Weiss:SHUT IT ARC

Jaune:bite me snow hoe

Strife: AAAAND THIS CONVO IS OVER LETS SEE THE AU

Error: *eye-rolls*

GLaDOS appears in the room

GLaDOS: hm. Where am I.

GLaDOS turns around and sees wiess

GLaDOS: oh it's you. how have you been. I've been really busy being dead, you know after you murdered me

Weiss: WHAT!

Ruby: w-weiss what is he-

GLaDOS: I didn't think it'd be that easy to trick you lot. -slow claps-

RWBY:WHAT

E: I didn't think the cold sociopathic murder machine had a sense of humor

GLaDOS: don't test me glitch.

Ruby: are you ev-

Jaune: Ruby you can stop asking GLaDOS isn't evil,he just gives not a singular fuck about anybody's existence

GLaDOS: no one puts a mortality rate on science, those people that died horrifically gave their life for something higher than themselves

Strife: I already want to send you back

GLaDOS: and I would enjoy being able to get back to testing. So it looks like we're both unhappy.

Blake: why was Weiss the first person you noticed?

GLaDOS: simple she looks just like a certain Someone.

Weiss: and pray tell who do I look like you giant bucket of bolts

GLaDOS: Winter "Chell" Schnee.

Weiss: OH COME ON I DON'T LOOK THAT MUCH LIKE MY SISTER!

J: FIRST OF ALL BITCH LOWER YOUR GODDAMN VOICE YOU'RE SCREECHING IS HURTING OUR EARS!
Second of all you look so much like your fucking sister it's uncanny-

Yang: wow Jaune that was just co-

Jaune: you finished that sentence and I will throw you to GLaDOS as a test subject.

Yang: MEEP!