Strife:We finally found another universe it took us a while but we did I'll summon him now just so you know he's not as lethal but don't piss him off
E:L!ke s3ri0us1y d0n't p!ss h!m o-o-0ff
W: whatever just show the dork
Strife summons a much older looking jaune Arc and he does not look happy
DJ: WHAT THE HELL I WAS JUST ABOUT TO MAKE A KILLING YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL PAY 3 BILLION LIEN FOR SOMEBODY'S LIFE
E:Co-cool !t w!th th3 y3ll!ng
Q: what the hell happened to the kid
S: why the hell are you staying so quiet until something interesting happens
Q: because it's the only way to actually pull some questions
E:c-c4n't ar-argu3 w!th th4t
G: wait what do you mean by that mr. Arc
DJ:... Do you hate me, WHY WOULD YOU PUT ME IN A ROOM WITH HUNTERS
S: just tell them about your universe
DJ: FINE AFTER THIS YOU BETTER REWIND TIME THAT WAY I CAN GET MY FUCKING 3 BILLION LIEN
R: swear jar
DJ: fuck your swear jar
This shook everybody cuz they've never heard Jaune ever yell or swear at Ruby needless to say Yang was not pleased but held her tongue
DJ: all you need to know about my universe is that I kill people for money just to name a few people because I'm bored I'll list them out
DJ: I've killed qrow, Goodwitch, hazel, cinder-bitch, yang, winter, Jacques, and ironwood just to name a few
It took everyone a while to process this but once they did they looked at DJ with complete disgust and horror
G: DID YOU NOT FEEL REMORSE
DJ laughed
DJ: how can you feel remorse for someone you hate you betrayed me and it just so happened a lot of people wanted you dead so I made sure to put you in my bingo book
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Geez DJ is heartless also if you didn't know DJ stands for Deadshot Jaune
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exploring the alternate au's of jaune Arc
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