Nanbaka Shenanigans and Chaos

~Nine: Uno Can't Englsih & British vs American Spellings~

Uno Forgot How To English & Uno, Nico and Rock get into an arguement over American and British spellings...
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DISCLAIMER:
I am British myself and would just like to say I have nothing against anything to do with America. This was just a random idea that I came up with!!
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Building 13 Group Chat
Monday
7:30A.M.

Hajime:
Inmates 69, 25, 11 and 15, I swear to all that is holy... WHAT THE ACTUAL EVER LOVING FUCK ARE YOU ALL DOING?!

Jyugo:
Nothing

Uno:
I don't know what tou're yalking about

Jyugo:
Uno, check your last message

Uno:
Fuck

Rock:
Did you forget how to spell Uno?

Uno:
Ues

Nico:
I think Uno is struggling to spell

Uno:
Ues O Qm

Rock:
This is hilarious

Uno:
O guve uo

Jyugo:
Uno, are you okay?

Uno:
Bo, O qm bor ikqu

Seitarou:
What is that even supposed to say?

Rock:
Translation: "No, I am not okay"

Hajime:
Number 11, HOW ARE YOU MESSING UP TYPING SIMPLE ENGLISH WORDS

Nico:
Uno is struggling to type in the language he speaks XD

Uno:
Uoi Soeqk Engkish qs wekk

Seitarou:
Translation?

Rock:
"You speak English as well"

Uno:
O Xqb'r Engkidh tifqu ikqu

Rock:
"I can't English today, okay"

Nico:
Uno, would it help if you ate some candy?

Uno:
Piddqbku

Jyugo:
Is that supposed to say "possibly"?

Uno:
Ues

Nico:
Okay, I'll get you some candy Uno

Uno:
Nico, it's 'sweets'

Nico:
Candy

Uno:
Sweets

Rock:
Random question: What's everyone's favorite color?

Uno:
*Favourite
*Colour

Jyugo:
This is gonna be a long argument

Seitarou:
Why?

Jyugo:
Nico and Rock are American and Uno is British

Seitarou:
I knew that

Rock:
I will shove you into the trunk of a car

Uno:
*Boot of a car

Rock:
Uno, re-organize your shit!!

Uno:
*Organise

Nico:
Rock's getting mad. Uno just apologize!!

Uno:
*Apologise

Jyugo:
Would THE THREE OF YOU STOP IT!!
Nico, Rock, stop trying to correct Uno
Uno, stop trying to correct Nico and Rock

Hajime:
Ugh, this is a headache

Seitarou:
I don't get it...

Jyugo:
Rock and Nico spell and say things differently to Uno

Uno:
WELL EXCUSE ME FOR GROWING UP SPELLING THINGS WITH A 'U' AND USING AN 'S' INSTEAD OF A 'Z'

Nico:
Do you still want some candy?

Uno:
Yes. What sweets do you have?

Rock:
It's candy

Uno:
WELL SORRY FOR BEING BRITISH AND IT BEING CALLED 'SWEETS' AND NOT 'CANDY'

Hajime:
Jeez....

Jyugo:
Uno gets mad when he's watching an anime with Nico and the spellings are different to what he's used to

Uno:
Why must these people confuse me with the American version of what I'm used to

Rock:
Jeez, this is annoying....

Uno:
What?

Rock:
I mean us having different ways of spelling things and saying stuff

Nico:
At least it's all still English...

Uno:
It's very annoying though...

Rock:
Yep...

Uno:
I can't even correct you to £1 if you say $1 cause $1 doesn't even equal £1...

Seitarou:
It doesn't?

Uno:
NO IT EQUALS TO 74p!!! AND EVEN THAT'S ANNOYING CAUSE IT'S NOT EVEN 80p, LIKE I COULD GET 4 20p SWEETS WITH 80p!!!

Rock:
That actually sucks...

Uno:
WHY MUST AMERICAN ENGLISH AND BRITISH ENGLISH BE SO DIFFERENT!!!

Rock:
You said it

Hajime:
Well this was an eventful start to the morning....

Seitarou:
It's 8:00A.M.

Hajime:
This whole entire thing has been going on for HALF AN HOUR?!

Jyugo:
Well, it's just another day at Nanba at Building 13, Cell 13...

Hajime:
I swear to God

Jyugo:
Well, to everyone reading have a good day/night, whatever...

Jyugo is offline

Hajime:
He just broke the 4th wall didn't he?

Uno:
Come on Hajime, the author had to break the 4th wall at some point..

Hajime:
I swear to God

Rock:
What?

Hajime:
Stop breaking the 4th wall

Nico:
It had to be broken at some point, why not now...

Hajime:
That's it the three of you better get ready to repair the damage done

Uno:
Are you telling us to repair the 4th wall?!

Hajime:
YES, NOW GET TO WORK YOU NO GOOD TROUBLEMAKERS!!!

Seitarou is offline
Rock is offline
Nico is offline

Uno:
Until next time all you lovely readers~

Hajime:
GOD DAMN IT NUMBER 11

Uno is offline
Hajime is offline

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I had to break the 4th wall at some point, right?!

Also the American and British English thing was for entertainment purposes, I meant absolutely nothing by it!!!