PB: "Hey, (PA)! Meet PC (Person C)!"
PA: "(PB), that is a sandwich."
PB: ( ╹▽╹ ) "That sandwich is my best friend"
PA: ಠ_ಠ "A... Sandwich?"
PB: "He's a shape shifter!" :D
PA: (⌐■-■) (ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■ "... No, that's PD's (Person D) sandwich."
PB: "He's... He's what?"