(Read in Russia accent)
Today Putin went to the ocean and swam with the dolphins. Then his
bear killed the lion fish then murdered the dolphin. The dolphin sank the bottom the Bermuda Triangle. At the bottom of the triangle, he found Osama bin Ladin. They argued for Eons, deciding whether peanut butter or jam is better. While doing this, they were exposed to Uranium making super Ladin, and dolphin-lion. To finally decide what is better, they had a battle to he death. Dolphin-lion used his firebreathing rek-9. To freeze super Ladin. Dolphin-lion achieving victory with peanut butter being better than jelly, did not know what to do. Then he remembered, that Putin sent him down there. As dolphin-lion rose up to fight Putin, Putin was waiting there with his AK-69, that shoots tridents, one tapped him across long Pacific Ocean. With his new Victory, he swam up to space, showing off his new dolphin skin to E.T.
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