The randomness of jojo (a diary)

Cringe

About damn time for an update I guess ^_^

So I wanna talk about cringing, yeah, the awkward memories that decide to resurface after months or even years of repressing them, at the worst possible moments.

Like when I text(?) on my Skype group I literally type as I think, I never consider what I'm saying because if I were to take 4 seconds thinking about how the message could be taken the wrong way or something, the 14 other people who were talking would have already gone through 6 topics (Ok I'm slightly exaggerating but still...)

So when I talk with the group I embarrass myself 97% of the time ;w;

And then you get my entire childhood.
Let me tell you, I was a weird kid, like one of those kids that you feel sorry for because they're so awkward.

I took a lot of inspiration from cartoons, so I acted like a cartoon, this included the accent, American since most of the cartoons were American (no shit) and so having an Irish mom British dad and a bunch of American media influenced my accent a lot, I didn't sound like any of these, just a kinda weird accent that you couldn't quite put your finger on, to make it worse I sounded like I had a cold too.

I do have a load of cringeworthy moments (too many to name) but I shall name 1 or 2 •w•

On one occasion I managed to do a spectacular belly flop (dive) into the pool during swimming lessons when my goggles ended up falling off so my eyes started burning and I kinda just splashed around trying to see, kinda looked like a panicked whale to my entire class (3rd class actually, long long ago)

I remember I used to bring sandwiches wrapped in tin foil for most lunches when I was in school, one day I thought I would be lazy and leave my sandwich in my basket (we used baskets to store our things) but I forgot to bring it home with me, so I didn't return to school till the next week cos I was sick (HAHAHAHAH) so that sandwich sat in the box for like 6 days and as you can guess it started to smell, when I returned I was greeted with narrowed eyes and the name of Josie 'Mouldy sandwich' Flood (yes I shit you not) I later found out that some people from the class had to clean up the sandwich while I was away (sry guys rlly) and I, though it may not sound embarrassing, still cringe over it to this day ;w;

Oki sorry if that was REALLY boring (If anyone ever reads this phhhhhaha) Just felt like writing and stuff ^_^ Emmmmm have a spectacular day, night or evening <3

Oki I'm gonna write another chapter before sleep, it's like 4 am so I've given up on sleep XD