(it's the morning after cause i cant write them fucking anymore)
"shreky i think i mihgt me pergnert" donny trymmpy said "lets go get a prengneanacy test then bayy boy" shrek said.
At the store
"Go taek thaet test in the bathrooom" daddy shreky shrek said.
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. trumps was astounded to say the least wen the test showed up sa postiave.
"oh shrekcy poo" he hollard "yes bebbey boi" daddy shrek said. ""im preggerds" trump siad