Steve Legend Group Chat [Complete]

Colle is sick and there past?

Obsidian captain: Beef, I need ur help, ur brother is sick

Beef: Frick

Beef: on my way now

Beef: how is he rn?

Obsidian captain: clinging to my leader as if he would disappear forever

Obsidian captain: and also calling him a cuddly blanket

Beef: seems bout right, the second he finds something warm and comfy, he immediately clings onto them

Beef: actually, he's always clingy when sick

Obsidian captain: that's reasonable, I suppose

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Obsidian leader: okay so, what do u guys do when colle is sick?

Red king: let him cuddle what ever he want, makes sure he's comfortable and happy, gives him platonic affections

Red king: why?

Obsidian captain: that's what Beef did-

Red king: of course beef would know, he's Colle brother

Red king: and not platonic or anything, they're genuinely brother

Desert leader: damn

Desert leader: I thought they weren't cuz they're different

Red king: no no they're genuinely brothers, I would know cuz I found them when they were younger

Red king: granted, I wasn't a king during those days, yet, just a apprentice

Red leader: really?

Red king: yes, really

Red king: u thought otherwise?

Red leader: yes

Goggles: OI IS MAH BRO OKAY?

Obsidian captain: yes, beef here, which is really good

Goggles: simp

Obsidian captain: I'm sorry?

Goggles: anyways, am there now

Obsidian captain:wbsowmsowkxiwokdel

Obsidian captain: WERE DID U COME FROM

Goggles: a horrible orphanage that I ran away from cuz it was gonna beat me up

Goggles: and probably so much worst

Red king: 0-0

Red king: name, area, workers

Red king: I got some steves to beat up >:l

Orange king: all of us kings are extremely concerned and would like to join in on the "protect the beans" protocols

Collector: this chat went from talking bout me to talking bout my younger brother suffering

Collector: do me a favor and threaten to murder the jerks

Red king: will do :)

Goggles: Wind fell Orphanage, South West of the red kingdom, Idk the name of the workers cuz I never bothered to learned them

Obsidian captain: I would join in on the murder but

Goggles: clingy collector came and tackled me and I can't get up

Goggles: I'm uncomfortable man :(

Orange king: I would offer to help, but...

Orange king: I'm sick as well

Beef: more children's to take great care of

Collector: beef, bro, stopped adopting so many

Beef: I only adopted Goggles to our family, I didn't officially adopted Orange king, yet

Orange king: PLS, ADOPT ME, IT'S LONELY

Collector: welcome to the

Goggles: DAMN IT BRB COLLE DECIDED TO PUKE AND PASSED OUT

Beef: WHA- BIG BROTHER COMING

Orange king: ;-;

Orange king: and I'mma go, I got a bad headache

Beef: go rest child, big brother gotta make sure Colle is okie

Orange king: okie big brother, see ya later :D

Beef: bye :D

Elite leader: ;-;

Elite leader: so much happened in this chat and I didn't see it until now

Sharp: maybe that's a sign of u not adopting colle

Elite leader: sharp, by the time I met them, beef was legally a adult and was raising his siblings well

Elite leader: I just provided education

Sharp: oh

Sparkles: BEEF AND COLLE WERE ORPHANS?

Red king: well, you see

Beef: we weren't always orphans, we just got shitty parents that didn't deserve such title as parents and I just took colle and left after they both beat the shit out of me

Seer: THIS WENT FROM BEING CALLED COLLE IS SICK TO COLLE AND BEEF PAST

Seer: WTF

Judge: Murder?

Seer: yeah, LET'S MURDER THOSE FUCKERS

Beef: did I ever mentioned that they attempted to sell us due to us both have strawberry pink eyes?

Sharp: U BOTH HAVE THE RAREST COLOR IN THE ENTIRETY OF THE RED KINGDOM?

Beef: ;-;

Red king: guys, let's just go killed there sorry excuse for a parent and call it a day, beef, go handle ur sick siblings

Judge: :)

Chat died, everyone but beef and some others, decided to murder the Steves that hurt the beans and call it a day.