The jokes you will never forget

#40

On the twelve day of Apollo Apollo gave to me

12 smelly poos
11 toys destroyed
10 humongous walks
9 jumps up the sofa
8 wins of tug of war
7 dinners gone in a flash
6 sleeps a day
5 white teeeeeeeeeeeeeeth
4 paws walking
3 collars divorcing
2 ears pointing
And a tail always wagging