Truth or Dare: Jaredpool Edition

Episode 23

Me: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Episode 23 of the Jaredpool Truth Or Dare Series. Everyone is back after a 4 month hiatus.
Sticks: Idk why im back here but judging by how that guy is acting *pointing at M Sonic* This will become an alien invasion.
Me: Sticks, there no aliens here,unless your Goku.
Goku: Seriously?
Me: But yea, WE BACK.
M Sonic: You still are a sick fuck for bringing us back, Jaredpool.
Me: I HAVE MADE SURE I GAVE YALL NOOBS 4 MONTHS OFF BECAUSE OF ME WRITING AND MY STREAMS BRUH! I KNOW GOOD AND DAMN WELL YOU heated.
M Sonic: YEA BRO YOU GOT ME HEATED.
Me: Yea?
M Sonic: YOU GOT ME HEATED!
Me: YEA?!
M Sonic: YEA FOOL! YOU GOT ME HEATED!
Me: Which you gonna do?
M Sonic: IMA KILL YOU BRUH.
M Amy: SONIC CHILL DOWN. LETS JUST GET A DARE BRUH.
M Sonic: *sighs and stares at me* Fine.
Me: Aight first up, we have a dare for M Sonic to rap battle Minty, and you each get a hypeman.
M Sonic: Aight, I choose Tails to be my hypeman.
Minty: Aight bet. I choose Scourge.
Scourge: About fucking time I get a chance to show these fools what I got. Its time to win.

*Rap Battle*
Sonic: Im the fastest thing alive, time to thrive, about that make it to the hive, showtime bit, flip the switch, I be getting all the mints, Pull the plug, hit the stick, turn Fiona into my b*tch, make a flip, you be missed, Rip bozo eat the tip.

Scourge: DF? FIONA DOESNT EVEN WANT TO BE YOUR B*TCH.
Tails: Hes saying that Fiona likes his meat.
Scourge: WHAT?!
Minty: *sighs* You know what that means brother.
Scourge: *realizes* Right.
Minty and Scourge: RAPJUTSU! *makes some hand signals and transforms, with Scourge getting rappers drip, and Minty has his skin changed to a darker color and has super saiyan colored hair with an afro.
Sonic and Tails: What the actual FUCK!

*Beat drops*
Mint: Rap Minty O, elite sauce, no cap.
Scourge: Yuh.
Mint: Tokimaki fists, give your mom a doobie nap.
Scourge: Lil Scourge do some flexing on yo chick.
Mint: Aye-
Scourge: Then come up on her and sack her from the rear real quick.
Mint: *dolphin noise because he said a cuss word*

Sonic: Lets just SPIN DASH THEM TAILS!
Tails: No Sonic. We can do this! They may have pulled BS and got rap ability, but ima tell you this. Im a rapper.
Sonic: Huh?
Tails: From the EARS DOWN!
Sonic: What?!

*Beat drops*
Tails: Tails with some spit, yea im rich, pull up with a girlfriend now, and she it, she yo chick, and she about to give me *dolphin noise due to cussing*, Find a pick, comb that sh*t, Mint is nappy on the top, move the bricks, seasick, make Lee Shady hit the gym.
Sonic: Lee Shady hit the gym, lul, run it for the prince, lul, Scourge got no friends, lul, chaos blast your kin, uhn, Call me Sonic-kage, lul, i just got 3 bodies, lul, when I kill Minty, lul, with the spin dash entree, lul!

Scourge: *sighs and clenches his fists* Lets kill him.
Minty: No. Rap battle them for the win.
Scourge: Yea.

*Beat drops*
Minty: Rap Minty O, throw a keychi at a mobian.
Scourge: Skrt!
Minty: F*ck yo PS5, yall *dolphin noise* dont be online playing.
Scourge: Aye, and when I when I get do some mutsu you know Amy gon get moist.
Minty: Dang!
Scourge: She be screaming "Scourgey O" in a high pitch voice!
Minty: Because-
Scourge: Lil Scourge, winning is on display. Cosmo just told me im her bae.
Minty: Damn!
Scoruge: Chaosball Mutsu, dang, you good boys aint sh*t its a-
Minty and Scourge: SHAAAAME!

Sonic: ......
Tails: Well shit. We lost bruh.

Me: Minty and Scourge win the rap battle, gg. Sonic and Tails, ur trash XD!