Truth or Dare: Jaredpool Edition

Episode 25

Me: *clears everything* The Finale of Finales. This is it. ALLL OR NOTHING. EVERYBODYYYYYYYYY... WELCOME BACK.
Everyone: *groans*
M Tails: Ok, lets ask one question: Where the fuck have you been?
Me: Neverland.
Peter Pan: Bro, am I a joke to you?
Me: Ah yes Peter Pan. Idk how you got here but I want you to say that again. But this time... *pulls an Uzi out* say it from your heart.
Peter Pan: I can literally outduel you.
Me: Said no one ever *uses the Ring Gauntlet and snaps his fingers, erasing Peter from existence*
Everyone: WHAT THE-
Bubbles: YOU CAN DO THAT?
Me: New power source I guess. Collected by winning championship rings.
Cream: Always unoriginal. Thats Thanos' gauntlet ripped off!
Me: Trust me buddy, this is one half of it being full power. Besides, fuck Peter Pan, and more specifically... FUCK DISNEY! FUCK THAT COPYRIGHT SHIT!
M Sonic: Technically, isnt this supposed to be copyrighted?
Me: Your right. However, this isnt MONETARY GAIN. This is literally an inside simulator of a 16 year olds mentally scared and barely compatible creative brain but they never heal at this point.

Silver: Hold up.
Blaze: Are we seriously breaking the 4th wall?
Me: Yes. Yes we are.
M Tails: Ok. What REALLY HAPPENED?
Me: Oh yea, well... Shit happened. I wont say shit.
M Tails: Whatever.
Me: Trust me buddy. If you saw how bad it was, you'd get it.
M Tails: Again, whatever.
Me: Alright. Anyways, after this, we are finally done. Because quite frankly, the main audience aint really here no more.
M Shadow: Thats crazy.
Me: *shrugs* Lets do some more of these. *reads first card* Well, its a truth for Brownie X. It reads "Is anyone in this room yoyr biggest rival?"
Brownie X: *LAUGHS* Haha, no. No one in this room is powerful enough to stop me that is a fictional character. But there is one person whos arguably my greatest rival though.
Javon: And it is pretty much me. *stands up and bows* Thank you, thank you, dont worry, I'm the biggest bird around here.
Jet: Are you fucking stupid? STORM IS HERE NEXT TO ME.
Wave: Know your facts buddy!
Javon: Yall birds needa chill. Its a freaking meme.
Storm: Aint that one of then weird and cringy jokes?
Javon: Yea, but people love it!
Brownie X: Yea yea yea. Anyways, youre easoly not my biggest rival. I literally know your game all that well. I can literally one shot you easily.
Javon: Fuck you.
Brownie X: I know i know, thats why I am the biggest bird. Anyways, for my all time rival, she is in another universe. That being Anti Rose.
Me: Anti? From Malkie's Universe?
Brownie X: Yup. She is the ONLY PERSON I have ever "technically" lost to. She has to be using about 5% of that power.
M Amy: 5%. You cant handle at 5% while you are at what... 10%?
Brownie X: 6%. Shes literally a god damn counterpart of you. But only difference is that she goes for the kill shot instead of giving a warning.
B Amy: So why are you afraid of her?
Brownie X: Too many nightmares of her kicking my ass to where I actually met Death. And heres the honest truth too: I CANT DIE! So if thats the case, than HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BEAT HER AT FULL POWER? Listen when I say this: I fear no man. But that woman.... *looks around* she scares me.
Jaren: Thats a first. Of anything, Brownie X admitting that hes afraid is CRAZY!
Jamar: *from the audience* FOR REAL.
Me: *looks into the audience* Aint you supposed to be helping Jack out?
Jamar: Day off! Then I gotta get ready for a big day tomorrow (which is a Friday)
Me: OH OK. TELL THE BOYS I SAID WASSUP.
Jamar: Ok!

Me: Alright then. *checks second card.* We got a dare for rap battle! This time, lets have.... Lily and Joe vs Blaze and Silver.
Goku: Yall aint gon let me cook?
Me: Bro, you already cook rap battles. You can go watch your film over on SSJ9K. How about special referee this?
Goku: HELL YEA!
Cream: This wont age well...
Me: Ay, I mean its better than stripping.
Blossom: *puts her head down*
Me: Bloss listen. That wasnt you. Dont worry. Pretend it NEVER HAPPENED.
Blossom: *lifts her head up with a smile*
Me: Now, lets see how this goes. Lily and Joe, you go first. Ella, pit on the beat.
Ella: You got it! *puts on a beat*

*Rap Battle begins*
Lily: Look at this, its Silver and Blaze! These two are both a freaking weakened flame! One couldnt kill Solar to save his friend, and the other never gets a validated end!
Joe: Yea I can see why, its time to bring out the trucks, Silver's hairline is something I gave zero fucks, fucked Blaze up, she couldnt move for a week, and even when she could, she practically got tweaked.