I have more head cannons for the characters for Minecraft life but I'm not going to put them here because incorrect quotes
Edit: okay I may have used a generator for some of these.
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Matt: Aaron, ask me what kind of tree I have
Aaron: no.
Matt: Aaron, ask me what kind of tree I have
Aaron annoyed: no.
Matt: just, Aaron ask me what kind of tree I have
Aaron sighing: what kind of tree you have?
Matt walking over to the tree and looking up: it's a Chris Pine.
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Slade: We need to distract these guys
Matt: Leave it to me
Matt: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Aaron, Ryan, and Tori: *Immediately begin arguing*
Slade, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
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Tori: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Ryan: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Lexi: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and got burned by it.
Slade: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Matt: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Aaron:
Aaron: I have emotional scars.
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Ryan, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Matt: Hey.
Aaron: Hi.
Slade: Hello.
Tori: Hey!
Ryan: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Lexi: We were out of Doritos.
(They were just chillin')
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Ryan: Time for plan G.
Matt: Don’t you mean plan B?
Ryan: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Lexi: What about plan D?
Ryan: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Slade: What about plan E?
Ryan: I’m hoping not to use it. Tori dies in plan E.
Aaron: I like plan E.
(The shade of it all-)
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Ryan: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Matt: language!
Aaron: Yeah watch your fucking language
Slade: OKAY WHO TAUGHT AARON THE FUCK WORD?
Lexi: 'The fuck word'.
Tori: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Aaron: Oh my god she censored it
Ryan: Say fuck, Tori.
Matt: Do it, Tori. Say fuck.
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Ryan: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Tori: ...I did. I broke it.
Ryan: No. No you didn't. Matt?
Matt: Don't look at me. Look at Slade.
Slade: What?! I didn't break it.
Matt: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Slade: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Matt: Suspicious.
Slade: No, it's not!
Matt: If it matters, probably not, but Lexi was the last one to use it.
Lexi: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Matt: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Lexi: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Matt!
Tori: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Ryan.
Ryan: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Matt: Ryan... Aaron's been awfully quiet.
Aaron: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Ryan, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Ryan: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Ryan:
Ryan: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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