It was 1469 (69 lol) christoper columbus sailed the ocean to find a new trade route to india, when he found land later to be named United states of america, the old decreptied man has his men park the boat on shore. Soda sees the boat and runs up "the hell you guys doing, you can't park your boat on my beach!" she shouts throwing a rock at christopher columbus, hitting him between the eyes, the man curses, telling his men to fire. soda scurries off like a feral beast laughing like a gremlin, never to be seen again until, 300 years later, during the revolutionary war.
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Tales from the cantabs
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