Im not weak (Angel dust x Male Reader)

someone familiar

as a new day has begun you were talking with Charlie, Angel, Vaggie and Alastor at the hotel lobby about your wedding plan

(charlie) so tell me, what kind of ideas do you have right now about your wedding ???

it's almost like Charlie is about to explode...

(y/n) fucking hell Charlie calm down... and no we have no idea because Angel proposed to me yesterday and i was fighting for my life for the whole night cause Angel tried to "pleasure" me...

(angel dust) and i did~

(y/n) ...yes you did...

(charlie) oh my

(vaggie) im pretty sure we did not need to hear that

(y/n and angel) ...sure you did

(vaggie) im gonna kill you both someday

(angel dust) kinky~

(vaggie) ...how ?

(y/n) funny that you think you would have a chance to even harm me you weakling

(vaggie) your legs still broken ?

(y/n) yes ?

(vaggie) would it hurt if i kicked them ?

(y/n) ...your a bitch aren't you...

(alastor) as i would love to see this showdown how about we get back to the wedding topic ?

(charlie) oh yeah good idea

(y/n) very well, question one, what's a wedding ?

(everyone) ...

(y/n) ...what ?

(amanda) i never knew you were that stupid

(y/n) JESUS CHRIST DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT !!!, anyways yes i am 

(vaggie) you gotta to be kidding right ?

(y/n) no ?

(vaggie) what the hell did you spend you life for if you don't even know what a wedding means ?

(y/n) train and wage war... and sometimes blackmail countries

(amanda) but you had free time like we did right ?

(y/n) yes

(amanda) so what did you spend it on ?

(y/n) wage war and blackmail even more ?

(amanda) ...nice one dad 

(y/n) awww love you too darling

(amanda) ok me and the girls are going to go shopping ok ?

(y/n) ok have fun 

(angel dust) funny if they would come back with guys~

(y/n) ...REAPER!!!!

(reaper) yes mi lord~

(y/n) follow the girls and if any guys try to hit on them i order you to kill the om the spot ok ?

(reaper) i shall head out then

(angel dust) i think they are old enough to have boyfriends ?

(y/n) no their still kids, the can get things like that when they are older...

(angel dust) and how long will that take ?

(y/n) ...a few hundred years...

(angel dust) i think your a little bit overprotective