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{The Immediate Murder Professional!}

As the car honk filled the Imp City. As a building with huge Imp horns on it. And that was the Headquarters of the I.M.P. Which this company was meetings in progress...

As Blitzo walking in front of the room...

Blitzø
" alright, now. I know business has been... A bit slow, lately. Yes, it's no one's fault. Okay, I'm not naming any names here... Moxxie "

As Blitzø said, as Moxxie's faces goes 'I-'.

Blitzø
" now does anyone has brought ideas on how we can business drumming up again. "

Millie puts her hands on the table as she stands up excitedly.

Millie
" what, about a car wash? "

Y/n
" this is hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here. "

Y/n deadpanned while looking at their phone with Loona.

Blitzø
" oh, what about a billboard? "

Y/n & Moxxie
" we can't afford a billboard, sir. "

Blitzø
" helpful. Moxxie, Y/n. Really glad you're in the room right now. "

Blitzø said sarcastically as he pushes Moxxie away while Y/n doesn't care and focus on their phone.

Blitzø
" you guys forgotten what service we provide. "

He said as he opens a television...

Started with Blitzø swinging his hammer at someone.

And Moxxie puts his shotgun into someone's mouth as he pulled the trigger. As the person's head explodes.

And Loona biting someone as she swings them around while the person yelling in pure pain.

Millie beheading someone with a scythe as she puts it behind her back. As she let out a giggles.

And Y/n, focusing on their phone while they pulled a lever that beside them. And then seems like something burned in front of them as someone was screaming in pure pain.

As they watches the Television, except Y/n who's still focusing on their phone, while eating popcorn that Blitzø shares them.

Blitzø
" ah, that was all the good time. "

As Moxxie holds his head.

Moxxie
" I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV as last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel. Nobody watches. "

Moxxie said while Blitzø was watching the Television static. As he then turns around and look at Moxxie.

Blitzø
" up, hey. Excuse me, what's obnoxious about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement spitting bullsh*ts."