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{You're Gonna Be F*cking Kidding
Me... }

Blitzø
"

oooooh... What can I do for you this time, Stolas? "

Blitzø asked nervously on the phone.

Stolas
" there's a political candidate causing trouble upon on Earth for a few of associates. He's trying to convince people Global Warming exists. "

Said Stolas to the phone. As he was relaxing on his couch on the other side of the phone.

Blitzø
" doesn't it? "

He deadpanned.

Stolas
" well, yes but. More people die if nothing is done about it, and it gets lonely here... "

He said in a dramatic tone while letting out an owl noises.

Blitzø
" oh well, now that make senses. "

Stolas
" you know what happened when I'm lonely... Blitzy? "

Blitzø
" oh God f*cking dammit.. "

Stolas
" when I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red **** of yours.. **** your **** then lick all of your *** before taking out your **** and **** it more UNTIL YOU'RE SCREAMING ****** LIKE A F*CKING BABY-"

As Blitzø quickly hung up the phone. And then he break his hand phone in half then crush it to pieces with his cellphone. Then put the pieces in a blender and blends it into liquid(how?).

Blitzø
" eat this. "

He said and hands the blender with the liquid to Loona as she actually drinks it.

Blitzø
" and then you know that bridge over the freeway? "

Loona
" yea? "

Blitzø
" sh*t off it. "

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Blitzø
" look, the point is. Loona and Y/n is a valued member of our family and we don't get rid of family. "

He said as he crossed his arms, seems proud of himself?

Moxxie
" we aren't a family, sir! You are the boss, we are the employees. You treat the both of them like they're some troubled teenagers. She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman and a teenager who forgot to do all their homework and always focusing on their phone! "

He said. While Loona flipping him off. And Y/n gave him a small glare before look at their phone again. As Blitzø went to beside the window.

Blitzø
" that is offensive. Without homeless people. "

He said as he slammed his faces on the window.

Blitzø
" I wouldn't have half the joy and laughter I do in this life. "

He said as a homeless man holding a broad writing 'monee helps Satan bless'. While the woman who was on her phone beside him, noticed him. And she was visibly disgusted and steps away from him.
As Blitzø waves at them before pulling the curtain off.