dont fight it

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ten ways to find if your parent is a god/goddess in disquise!!

step 1. find out their stengths and weaknesses.

step 2. find out their likes and dislikes.

step 3. ask them if they know anything about mythology.

step 4. ask them if they have been on the 600th floor in the empire state building.

step 5. ransack threw their personal belongings looking for magical items.

step 6. observe them from a far distance(NOTSTALKING!!)

step 7. ask them if you could have one power what would it be?

step 8. find out theor favorite animal

step 9. ask if they know greek or roman

step 10. have this conversation

me:are you ________in disquise?

parent: what/

me: you heard me dont fight it!

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