mortal: you stupid
me: I know you are
mortal: you ugly
me: I know you are but what am I?
mortal: percy Jackson sucks
me: PERCY JACKSON FANDOM UNITE!!
mortal;whoa how did they get here
me: I summond the percy Jackson fandom
mortal; why
me:because roses are red violets are blue you mess with percy Jackson we kill you wait do you hear that
mortal: no what is it?
me: the sound of you dying
mortal: im not dying though
me: not yet you dont
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demigod jokes
Randoma/n I do not own any of uncle ricks ideas. if one of my jokes are like yours im sorry. all of my ideas come from my mind and my partner in crime childrenofathena so it is a complete coincident if they are the same. enjoy!!!!! Im in the process of m...
