Request by none.
I want to write a one~shot mainly of crack and for fun!
CW/TW: swearing
(Third Person POV)
Today, Tommy woke up and chose violence. It comes with living with The Technoblade.
Anyway, it was his day off so he decided to create chaos.
First things first, he decided to prank his family.
He snuck into Wilbur's room, grabbed Wilbur's orca stickers and ran into Technoblade's room to place the stickers on the handle of his swords.
Then Tommy grabbed Techno's polar bear stickers and ran into Wilbur's room and stuck them in the back of Wilbur's guitars.
Tommy then place a glass block in the door of Phil and Kristin's room since Phil oddly enough can't see glass which was more or less brought up when they film Origins.
He then grabbed Kristin's witch hat, hid it in the cupboard and replaced it with one of Wilbur's beanies.
He then ran into his own room which Tommy pretend that he was still asleep.
Wilbur woke up first. It was also his day off so he wanted to sleep in but his stomach began to growl so maybe he'll get some food before going back to sleep.
He stretched and got out of bed.
He noticed that something was off about his guitar.
Wilbur went over to check on it and see that the back was covered in polar bear stickers.
He went to check on his other guitars and saw that their backs were also covered in polar bear stickers.
He knew there was one person who owns polar bear stickers.
The f*cking Blade! He thought, angrily.
Wilbur ran into his twin's room, pissed off.
"Techno!" He shouted.
Techno grumbled something but didn't get up.
Wilbur threw the bedcovers off his brother.
"Heeeh? What's going on?" Techno asked.
"You prick! You absolute prick!" Wilbur shouted.
"What did I do?" Techno asked, sitting up and rubbing the sleepiness from his left eye.
"You f*cking placed stickers on the backs of all my guitars!" Wilbur shouted.
"Heh? No I didn't," Techno was wide awake now.
"Yes you did. Come look," Wilbur grabbed Techno's arm and dragged him out of bed.
He then grabbed one of his nearby guitars and showed it to Techno.
"See! See!" Wilbur said.
"But I didn't put them there. I swear as family friendly so Facebook moms wouldn't get mad at me as I can," Techno countered.
"You're the only one who has polar bear stickers so it has to be you!" Wilbur shouted.
"No it wasn't."
"Yes it was!"
"No it wasn't."
"Yes it was!"
"No it wasn't."
"Yes it was!"
"No it's wasn't."
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