The Gayest Idol

Jae Hee Noona?

I stumbled into the van awkwardly, with Jr. and Bambam following behind me. "Woah? Are you okay?" Jr. said, grabbing my hips, to stabilize me. My face became bright red, maybe because I was embarrassed or flustered. "Y-Yeah," I said, trying to sound casual. I slowly crawled into the back of the van, avoiding falling at all costs. Bambam took the back seat with me, as Jr. sat in the front. We were on our way to the JYP building, to perform some song for the trainees. I laid my head against the car window, sneaking some sleep into me. "Hyung," Bambam said, tapping me on the shoulder. I turned over, with droopy eyes. "Are you going to ask Jae Hee out?" Bambam asked, with a grin. I sighed, and shrugged. I didn't want to talk. I needed time to think. Bambam shook me on the shoulders. "C'mon, tell me, I won't tell," he begged, continuing to shake me on the shoulders. I shook his hands off, and turned back to the window. "Tell me," Bambam whispered. Ehh, his warm breathe made me shiver. I wouldn't be able to sleep at this rate, if he kept pestering me. I decided to look out the window. A girl about my age sat in the car passing by us. She had a perfectly shaped nose. Slightly tilted eyes, and pink delicate lips. Woah, she's pretty, I thought. Maybe at this rate, I'd be able to become straight again. I stared at the girl, awed by her looks. Then she spun around, facing my direction. I blushed, and pretended to be gazing at something else. After a good minute, I decided to look out the window again. She was gone! No, I meant the car was gone. I guess they must've turned a corner or something. I stared out the window some more. SCREECH! The van stopped at the front of the 'JYP' Building. Luckily, there were no fans waiting outside, only an old lady, who looked REALLY rich. As we got out of the car the lady came up, and talked to our manager. As they talked, we all scurried into the building. I scurried into the building, with Bambam, and Yugyeom trailing me. "Hey kids, where's Jackson?" JB asked, running up in front of us. "Jackson?" Bambam said, turning around. Yugyeom pouted, "I think he's still outside." JB groaned, jogging towards the door to outside. "We have to be there by eight," Jr. said, looking at his watch. As JB got to the door, Jackson bursted into the building, with a pink card in his hand. "What're you doing!?" JB scolded, pushing Jackson on the back. "I have something," Jackson said, holding up the pink card. "Look." He handed the card to me. 'Ahn Jae Hee' I read. It was a business card for a construction company, called 'AhnHee'. "No Way!" Yugyeom cried, snatching the card. "She's a business woman?!" I bent the edge of the card, nervously. "Woah, look, it says director underneath her name!" Jr. gasped. "Is it YOUR woman?" JB asked, tapping the name. "I-I dunno?" I said, confused. "She sounded like your age on the phone..," Jackson said, thinking hard. "But maybe, maybe she's older than you!" I gasped, dropping the card. MAYBE that was too dramatic, but I recently just learned I might be gay. A-An older lady? A NOONA? I desperately thought. No Way....If I could redeem my sexuality why did it have to be an older woman who redeemed it. Don't take it offensively, but I just prefer woman MY age. WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN THE GIRL IN THE CAR!?