The new roommate

Body count

Y/N's POV

"Pity, it would've been the best sex you've had in years" she smiles still holding the ice to my nose "I'm not so sure I've had some pretty good sex with myself" as she's talking she starts to put more pressure on my nose "ow that hurts you know!" "Oh stop being a child"

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It's been a couple weeks and me and penny are in the car driving to a cabin one of her clients has in the woods, Amy and Sheldon are going to be joining us later on today. "Me, Leonard, Amy and Sheldon have been here before you know." I turn the music down so I can hear her better "oh really, how did It go." She rolls her eyes slightly "it was bumpy, it all started with Sheldon taking his pants off-" "okay why did Sheldon take his pants off" she laughs slightly "not important, we later on all decided to play never have I ever. And I found out Leonard had a secret bank account."

She grips the steering wheel slightly tighter clearly annoyed by it all "what a dick why would he do that." "He claimed it was just savings." The more and more I find out about this guy the more I dislike him "well at least your here with me this time and I promise you I don't have a secret like that?"

"But you do have secrets." She smiles and glances over to me "get me drunk enough and you may just know some of them." "Challenge accepted."

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I'm definitely drunk enough. I've had like 4 vodka cokes, 2 glasses of wine and 5 beers. "So do I get to know your secrets now?" She's clearly not as drunk as me and this was definitely a set up to get to know my secrets "okay, okay I've got one for you" I laugh constantly through my sentence as I lean over to her ear "I have a monster cock" she laughs and moves away "I already knew that, stop joking and tell me a real secret."

"I really can't think of one ask me something instead I'll answer" "body count?" I laughed still deciding wether I should tell the truth or not "15 whats yours?" She bites her lip clearly not wanting to say "it's uh- a number." She moves to sit on the couch with me on the floor in between her legs "if u won't tell me the number say higher or lower" she leans over grabbing her drink "higher."

I turn around and pull her closer to the edge of the couch putting my hands on her thighs "how about we make it one higher."

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