I sat down at my assigned table and started making a move on Blaire. I don't think lesbians are even real so I know it's just her playing hard to get. I told her some of my best pick up lines that always work. I also answered a ton of questions so she could see just how smart I was. I only got three right but it's the fact that I was trying that matters. It's so obvious she's into me. Neither one of them said much but it just gave me more of a reason to talk.
My hot pink MAGA hat was messing up my hair. I thought about giving it to Blaire, but I didn't want everyone to see how bad my hair looked. I'm not self conscious i'm just a little insecure.
I threw a couple notes at Dane telling him how perfect him and Oliver would be. He sent back a message that said "Which one is she again?" Danes such an idiot at times. Clearly the less hot one.
I was quite disappointed to see that Blaire wasn't in my next class so I took the opportunity to talk to Oliver about her. I asked her, "Blaire's into me right?" and "Our babies will be so cute, I'll give the boy a mullet and he'll be a cowboy where as the girl can grow up to be such a cute cowgirl!"
She must of been really into my future life story because she didn't reply. In our next class I sat right behind her, the teacher wasn't there so I thought I'd continue my story. She didn't hear me so I threw a couple things at her nothing more then a piece of paper. She must be on her period because she got really mad and yelled at me, I thought it was hilarious but I didn't want her to get any more mad so I tried my hardest to not laugh.
Shortly after that incident the teacher walked in. He said his name was Mr. Young and he had a fat ass. I like that in my women but i'm not gay!!!!
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Gay to MAGA (An emily's to lovers) 💔❤️🩹
FanfictionThis is an emily's to lovers story, not for the faint of heart. So not halal mode. Don't read if your vegan. Flash warning ⚠️ You WILL cry, i gurinte. Go ahead and grab the tissues.
