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Person 1: Dude you're so fat!
Person 2:  You wanna know why I'm fat?
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because everytime I fuck your girlfriend she gives me a biscuit.
Person 1: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Person 2: Oops gotta go, biscuit break!

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